OMG, I’m sure he’s within 1 metre of the fork truck !
Quick, lock the Children away, there might be an Accident !
No hard hat either, he’s gonna kill everyone with that reckless attitude. 
■■■■■■■ hi viz isn’t even done up. Amateur.
OMG adopting the ‘im a little teapot’ stance is a massive breach, think of the children and teacups.
Stone him!!!
■■■■ is that a non regulation flag and dodgy cdc magmount aerial to boot, is there no end to this madness.
I think he just hasnt noticed that someones nicked his rolls of wallpaper. 
And who’s the ■■■■■■■ with common sense that stacked those pallets proper like. Wants doing with the rough end of a pineapple.
“I don’t know how much longer I can keep this up, he’s been here seven hours already. I’ve swept the yard, stacked the pallets properly, fitted a dodgy CDC magmount, raised my anti blue on blue flag and cleaned my: Safety Notice. Weak Door. Do not lean on this door, sign.”
"OK I hear you, but we can’t show weakness. Once you let one get away with loading, they’ll all want it. Yard may never be tidy again. How many at the gate waiting?
“Only two, some bloke in a 750 Volvo making a vlog of the other bloke who is trying to convince him to join the RMT. There may be a third, there has been a wagon going around the roundabout for forty minutes. The driver is yelling out the window that they don’t like it up 'em and we shouldn’t worry, it’s the signs that are wrong, he is definitely in the right lane to exit in 1981.”
“Bloody hell, he’s waving a mug. I think he’s asking if we want a brew.”
" Cheeky ■■■■■■■■ that’s it, I’m probably going to make him wait now. Can’t he see how busy we are? Bloody tea indeed."
“Oh God, he’s got a packet of Hob Nobs.”
“Chocolate?”
“No, Fleet Spec. He’s still looking this way.”
Well don’t make eye contact FFS, look at these instructions on the correct way to fasten a Hi Vis.
“■■■■■■■■, he’s getting out. Stand back I’ve got to reverse then jam it in forward to get the: I’m too ■■■■■■■ busy to talk to you mate, wheelspin.”
“Good plan, I’m going to Defcon 5, double time it back to the office, I’ve got some lino to lay. ■■■■, where’s me lino?”
Pulling an “ooooh matron” stance allows you to get away with it.
FLT driver should NEVER have his arm out of the window in that way, blatant disregard for his own safety. Somebody censor that picture, or mark it up “This is a picture demonstrating what NOT to do.” With a full description of the the penalties involved.
Ooh, I need a painkiller, is there a dark room available somewhere, I feel faint…
Defcon 5 lol…