Pinched off an avatar once used on this forum, I have printed on the back of my Hi Vis vest:
I’m only wearing this
To cover someone
elses a**e
I served in the armed forces.
The Iraqi’s didn’t get me
The Argentinians didn’t get me
The IRA didn’t get me
I used to be qualified to run a range, with REAL bullets flying down it.
I used to be qualified to play with explosives, including setting off 90 pounds of compound explosive in one go, 4oz plastic explosives, and more CS than you could shake a stick at
As a Medic, I could stitch wounds up, give injections, dispense drugs, prescribe drugs and treat all sorts of patients.
I have Parachuted, once only, didn’t like it, qualified to fly a glider, licenced to drive a tank, been shot at with a paint round from a MILAN anti tank missile while driving a tank.
Fired Pistol, SLR, SMG, SA80, GPMG, LMG, Target rifle, 66mm rocket launcher, 84mm rocket launcher, thrown live grenades.
I have also played with real radioactive isotopes, and had to account for them.
I am trusted to drive £100,000 truck, plus a trailer, plus the value of it’s contents, I drive on British roads with some of the daftest and dangerous drivers going.
Yet, to go to the loo in an RDC, I have to wear a HiVis jacket.
I am treated as though I know NOTHING about safety, or about Health, despite being a qualified nurse.
What makes these people think they are good enough to finish me off.
Then you get the “First Aiders” with the badge, sorry, I declined the suggestion to take up teaching “First Aid at Work”, because I couldn’t lower my standards quite that low, and couldn’t treat students with the contempt required by the FAW course syllabus.
What I taught in 4 days, would take about 4 weeks at HSE standards, if they allowed me to teach some of the content.