Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why can’t women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes■■? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
WHY ARE TELEPHONE KIOSKS ALWAYS ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE ROAD WHEN YOU ARE IN YOUR TRUCK & YOU NEED TO USE ONE■■?