billybigrig:
Pat Hasler:
Have any of you ever thought about how many of your dreaded VOSA employee’s are actually members of this forum and read your posts about fixing tachos, running bent and breaking laws etc ?
I am willing to bet there are a few so if future think before you post.
I’d be more concerned that they are reading Carryfasts posts
If they are the next generation DCPC will involve mandatory drug tests
Good … every driver who uses drugs should be locked up 
Pat Hasler:
Good … every driver who uses drugs should be locked up
Caffeine, alcohol, paracetamol?
Im more worried about the dead hookers under my stairs than vosa
I’ve only ever knowingly seen one member of here on the road. So how will vosa recognise anyone?
Also do you think they don’t know some drivers get a crafty break on the pumps etc. 
mkb600:
If VOSA were to take action, that would imply that they actually believe what the good folks of this forum are saying…Coz everything people say on here is the honest truth, isn’t it
pretense of a crime,is a Crime
If you post always in a Way that other believe you can do illegal without getting bunished they may do it as well.
That why it is a Crime to say or write you have done illegal activity or a Crime but you didn’t
Immigrant:
mkb600:
If VOSA were to take action, that would imply that they actually believe what the good folks of this forum are saying…Coz everything people say on here is the honest truth, isn’t it
pretense of a crime,is a Crime
If you post always in a Way that other believe you can do illegal without getting bunished they may do it as well.
That why it is a Crime to say or write you have done illegal activity or a Crime but you didn’t
Jeez, that’s a lot of novel writers in trouble
No.because on a Forum or Chat you bring it in real Time,and as you can ask for Advise or help other may believe what you post,during a Novel is known as Novel
So let me get this right.
If I say “I went shoplifting in Tesco yesterday” even though I didn’t, I would be committing a criminal offence by saying that I did?
Would you care to explain what law covers this offence?
Immigrant:
mkb600:
If VOSA were to take action, that would imply that they actually believe what the good folks of this forum are saying…Coz everything people say on here is the honest truth, isn’t it
pretense of a crime,is a Crime
If you post always in a Way that other believe you can do illegal without getting bunished they may do it as well.
That why it is a Crime to say or write you have done illegal activity or a Crime but you didn’t
Even by your standards that is an incredible amount of [zb]. You can’t actually believe that yourself can you? If so I suggest you go and see a mental health specialist forthwith.
Harry Monk:
So let me get this right.If I say “I went shoplifting in Tesco yesterday” even though I didn’t, I would be committing a criminal offence by saying that I did?
Would you care to explain what law covers this offence?
I assume it’s the ‘Pretense’ of Crime Act 1641…
war1974:
of course they will monitor sites its the same for car clubs when they arrange meets but unless they catch you doing anything illegal then they cant use it against you. mind you i only average working a 3 day week at the most (well thats what my tacho shows in any case) so no fear of running bent
That the doggy variety:)
Won’t be posting on here anymore. I’m off to hand myself in under immigrants pretence of crime act. I’m the biggest pretentious mass murderer (mostly of bosses and other road users) since records began. Feel free to send me a file in the post to hmp lalaland 
I like murdering tramps…
switchlogic:
I like murdering tramps…
Is that illegal ■■
Harry Monk:
So let me get this right.If I say “I went shoplifting in Tesco yesterday” even though I didn’t, I would be committing a criminal offence by saying that I did?
Would you care to explain what law covers this offence?
Changing the subject slightly … I once dated a Tesco shoplifter (of sorts) we walked round Tesco in Weston Favell one day and she picked up a huge TV that was almost 200 quid whic at the time was a vast amount (1990), took it home and later went back, picked up the same model and went to the till with her reciept saying she didn’t want it cos her husband had already got one from another store, they gave her a full reufnd and the TV sat at home
Pat Hasler:
Harry Monk:
So let me get this right.If I say “I went shoplifting in Tesco yesterday” even though I didn’t, I would be committing a criminal offence by saying that I did?
Would you care to explain what law covers this offence?
Changing the subject slightly … I once dated a Tesco shoplifter (of sorts) we walked round Tesco in Weston Favell one day and she picked up a huge TV that was almost 200 quid whic at the time was a vast amount (1990), took it home and later went back, picked up the same model and went to the till with her reciept saying she didn’t want it cos her husband had already got one from another store, they gave her a full reufnd and the TV sat at home
i like it. 
Yes, very crafty although I doubt it would work nowadays because of the CCTV.
Pat Hasler:
Harry Monk:
So let me get this right.If I say “I went shoplifting in Tesco yesterday” even though I didn’t, I would be committing a criminal offence by saying that I did?
Would you care to explain what law covers this offence?
Changing the subject slightly … I once dated a Tesco shoplifter (of sorts) we walked round Tesco in Weston Favell one day and she picked up a huge TV that was almost 200 quid whic at the time was a vast amount (1990), took it home and later went back, picked up the same model and went to the till with her reciept saying she didn’t want it cos her husband had already got one from another store, they gave her a full reufnd and the TV sat at home
Quality
You should try that in Walmart Pat
turnip:
switchlogic:
I like murdering tramps…Is that illegal ■■
Only if someone sees you.
switchlogic:
turnip:
switchlogic:
I like murdering tramps…Is that illegal ■■
Only if someone sees you.
Or you write about it on internet forum (even if it’s not true) 
