truckyboy:
well they can switch on a flashing light
To warn people of an obstruction, what a pain we are
truckyboy:
…they can weave from lane to lane.
To start a rolling road block to ensure no one runs over the dead dog in the carriageway
truckyboy:
.they can give you a tin foil coat/blanket…
Which you will be very very appreciative of when you pop down the road and dont take a coat.
truckyboy:
.oh they can put cones out…
To protect a tyre fitter when he fixes your truck to ensure that he can work safely and go home to his family
truckyboy:
.what they also do is draw your attention and distract you from the normal routine.
If your being distracted then your one of only a few as many millions pass us without issue.
truckyboy:
They cannot pull wreckage out of the way.
You see, the ill informed give us a bad name, if you dont know what we can do, you shouldnt really comment, why do you think we have 4x4’s?
truckyboy:
.cannot change someones punctured tyre.
Correct but we can assist with advice and get them on their way an hour quicker than having to wait for the recovery services, surely your mother/missus/son/daughter would appreciate that??
truckyboy:
.oh… and they can tell english drivers not to take a 45 on the hard shoulder, but cant tell the foreigners ( too much hastle with language ).
I do mate.
truckyboy:
…and i for one will not stand in the ■■■■■■■ rain or snow in the interest of safety, i will stay in my nice warm cab and take my chances there…its better than pneumonia…so they will not get my vote…sorry.
No problem, we’ll shut the motorway while your death is investigated after you get hit up the backside and end up led on the road.
By the way, in responce to us being a waste of money, there is 61 million people in this country. We cost each peson £1.60 a year for all we do. Whats that, one cup of Costa coffee, sounds like very good value to me.