Had this the other week, something was just not the same. Weird as from the outside they looked identical but once inside felt totally different.
I have a theory that if your in one motor long enough it gets a life of its own, things like the drivetrain wears to your particular style, even the steering wears to your technique. I call it bonding with your truck. I even talk to mine, not just hello and have a good weekend either, full blown conversations. Suppose the time to worry is when it answers back.
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Dipper_Dave:
Had this the other week, something was just not the same. Weird as from the outside they looked identical but once inside felt totally different.
I have a theory that if your in one motor long enough it gets a life of its own, things like the drivetrain wears to your particular style, even the steering wears to your technique. I call it bonding with your truck. I even talk to mine, not just hello and have a good weekend either, full blown conversations. Suppose the time to worry is when it answers back.
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No it doesn’t Dave, you mentioned Bonding (very much like ■■■■■■■)
I agree with you about talking to her, I’m always giving my TGX/Jennifer2 encouragement up hills & when I’m trying to Drag Race that Audi that’s trying to push in.
I disinfect the entire cab, when cab hopping, I ain’t getting somebody’s elses germs from their snotty steering wheel .
You can buy air spray cans that get rid of dead badger smell in the cab and germ kill spray cans.
I have seen dandruff, pubic and body hairs, nail clippings from toes and nails, spilt Biro ink, coffee powder, sugar, milk bottles with old urine, newspapers from about ten years ago under the bunk that has not been cleaned since dinosaurs roamed the earth.
Did a bit of shunting today off and on the dock. Spent more time moving curtains back off side windows and tucking frilly pelmets into sunvisors. Didn’t realise we had so many gays working for us. So yes I agree with the original post.
Beau Nydel:
Did a bit of shunting today off and on the dock. Spent more time moving curtains back off side windows and tucking frilly pelmets into sunvisors. Didn’t realise we had so many gays working for us. So yes I agree with the original post.
Did they all have big stickers on the side windows of a chicken wearing a crown?
I hate it when others have to use my truck. All my gear is in there. I keep on top of the cleaning I know where everything is. When someone else uses it it’s filled up with coffee cups and empty cans. My stuffs been moved. Ratchet straps go walk about’s. One driver even used my hi vis coat as a seat cushion!
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Contraflow:
Yeah, using someone else’s motor; no problemo. 
…but the thought of another man inside my lorry? 
I’d rather he had a go inside my wife. 
Where do you live? 
As a tramper I hate other drivers on my (for the benefit of agency/day/night driver and the pedantic…‘‘The co’s’’ 
)
motor.
However if I was a day man I don’t think it would bother me, unless the other driver had terminal B O. or uncontrollable flatulence or similar. Nor would it bother me using somebody elses motor, unless the driver etc etc …as I said before.
I am concerned about what is in ’ your ’ motor Rob. You have admitted to driving with your curtains concealing your identity, and have blatantly tried to groom a 22 year old driver on here.
Uncle Dave seems to be having a very bad influence on you. I don’t like that boy…you are not to play out with him anymore.
Bird ■■■ stain window stickers, what the hell is all that about, I would peel them off and throw them in the bin where they belong.
Bull fighter spears, handy for escaping cows on the M 25.
OLE, the Matador trucker .
robroy:
Contraflow:
Yeah, using someone else’s motor; no problemo.
…but the thought of another man inside my lorry?
I’d rather he had a go inside my wife.
Where do you live?
As a tramper I hate other drivers on my (for the benefit of agency/day/night driver and the pedantic…‘‘The co’s’’ )
motor.
However if I was a day man I don’t think it would bother me, unless the other driver had terminal B O. or uncontrollable flatulence or similar. Nor would it bother me using somebody elses motor, unless the driver etc etc …as I said before.
I’ve had a tramper come upto me in the yard and say such and such night driver was smoking in your unit last night - erm…(that’s why I had a can of febreeze with my cleaning kit kept in “my” unit)
eagerbeaver:
I am concerned about what is in ’ your ’ motor Rob. You have admitted to driving with your curtains concealing your identity, and have blatantly tried to groom a 22 year old driver on here.
Uncle Dave seems to be having a very bad influence on you. I don’t like that boy…you are not to play out with him anymore.
Ok, I’ve listened to you and cleaned my cab out, everything free to a good home,
Oh yeh, and I’ve released the 22 yr old.
PMSL. Good on you for throwing that [zb] away.
Although I erm…have a use for that mouth strap thingy and those little clamps. (Thinking about recycling and the environment).
It’s not like I want to stick them on my ■■■■■■■ or anything weird like that…
yes I can confirm the 22 year old has been released unharmed which is me lol good to see people having a laugh and joke on here keep up the good banter
Yatsay93:
yes I can confirm the 22 year old has been released unharmed which is me lol good to see people having a laugh and joke on here keep up the good banter
Banter?? This is NOT banter, read the bottom of this page.
I told you when I released you ''You are my plaything, I can have you whenever I want, and…I know where you live 
robroy:
Yatsay93:
yes I can confirm the 22 year old has been released unharmed which is me lol good to see people having a laugh and joke on here keep up the good banter
Banter?? This is NOT banter, read the bottom of this page.
I told you when I released you ''You are my plaything, I can have you whenever I want, and…I know where you live
Oh dear evil has been binned for a new younger ■■■■■.
m_attt:
Beau Nydel:
Did a bit of shunting today off and on the dock. Spent more time moving curtains back off side windows and tucking frilly pelmets into sunvisors. Didn’t realise we had so many gays working for us. So yes I agree with the original post.
Did they all have big stickers on the side windows of a chicken wearing a crown?
No M_att but some do have stickers reminding them of the make of truck they are climbing into-don’t get that either. Those of us in the industry know it’s a ■■■■■ or a scabia or whatever and the rest don’t care.
robroy:
eagerbeaver:
I am concerned about what is in ’ your ’ motor Rob. You have admitted to driving with your curtains concealing your identity, and have blatantly tried to groom a 22 year old driver on here.
Uncle Dave seems to be having a very bad influence on you. I don’t like that boy…you are not to play out with him anymore.
Ok, I’ve listened to you and cleaned my cab out, everything free to a good home, 1
Oh yeh, and I’ve released the 22 yr old.
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My girlfriend has just every bit of equipment there
■■■■■■ clamps on order 
They don’t fit Mrs B’s.
I use the clamps off an old pair of jump leads.
eagerbeaver:
They don’t fit Mrs B’s.
I use the clamps off an old pair of jump leads.
You can’t beat a good ■■■■ on a gobstopper or two! 
With units, I have to make do with what I’m given and that can go as far back as an 05 plate.