On the subject of drivers stopping to let their kids use the hard shoulder as a toilet, this happened to me a good few years ago. I had posted this on the old forums but have copied it here.
A few years ago I was heading southbound on the M1, in lane one doing about 55 mph, and ¾ of a mile from Leicester Forest Services. The road was clear in front of me for about a quarter of a mile when a car that was stopped on the hard shoulder just pulled straight off the shoulder, with no indication, about 40 -50 metres in front of me. I was being overtaken by an artic from Gibbs of Fraserburgh at the time and couldn’t move into lane two even though the Gibbs driver had seen what was happening and was braking hard trying to let me out. It wasn’t happening and I had two choices, either hit the car, most likely leaving it somewhere under my unit, or go past on the hard shoulder, which was the option I took. I saw the occupants of the car, man driving, women in passenger seat and two small children in the back, jump as I went past as that was the first they knew I was there. I pulled into the services after that to take a moment or ten to compose myself and have a coffee.
I was sitting in the cab when a policeman approached with a man who I found out was the driver of the car. He had also pulled into the services and reported me to the police. The policeman was trying to get my version of the events but the guy kept interrupting until the policeman told him to go and wait over by the police car.
I then explained what had happened and mentioned the Gibbs truck that was likely still heading south and he could get a colleague to stop it as I was sure the driver would confirm my story, He checked my tacho for speed etc. He then told me to stay quiet and not to interrupt and called the man back over and the conversation went like this.
Policeman: I understand you were stopped on the hard shoulder?
Man: Yes.
Policeman: Why?
Man: My small son needed the toilet.
Policeman: Why did you not pull in here instead of using the hard shoulder?
Man: I didn’t know we were near the services.
Policeman: Would it be correct to say you stopped about ¾ of a mile from here?
Man: Yes.
Policeman: Did you not see the big sign 1 mile from here telling you the services were here?
Man: No.
Policeman: (rolling eyes and shaking head) OK. When you set off, after your son had done what he had to do, you drove along the hard shoulder to get up to spe……
MAN INTERRUPTS
Man: No Officer, that is wrong I did not drive on the hard shoulder at all and if he (points to me) is saying that he is lying.
POLICEMAN TURNS TO ME AND WINKS
Sorry to have disturbed you driver, enjoy your coffee and have a nice day.
TURNS TO MAN AND POINTS FINGER
You follow me over to my car.
Man: Why? (Looking very confused.)
Policeman walks off and man follows
He then gave him a major bol…… telling off much to the amusement of everyone else on the lorry park which included him telling the man he should have been thanking me for my quick thinking which saved a nasty accident and quite likely the death of his family instead of reporting me. He also gave him a lesson on how to use the hard shoulder to get up to speed before merging into the live lane.
When it was over the man drove away rather sheepishly and the policeman came back over and said “I knew if I gave him enough rope he would hang himself”