This is mainly aimed at my mrs as she comes on here to check up on me 
so happy 3rd wedding anniversary darling, you’d have got less for aggrevated robbery and TWOCing.
Address to follow to send all cards, presents, suspicious packages to 
Happy anniversary you 2
Now why do you need to be checked up on, Mr. Garner?! 
Happy Anniversary to you both 
Isn’t 3rd Anniversary crystal, or glass?
Happy Anniversary to you both.
Hope you have a great day, well as great as you can have.
To make sure i’m not spouting crap stories to unsuspecting internet folk LOH 
Nothing sinister, she has me under lock and key at home almost literally. I’m looking forward to our 4th one as its leather and an electrical appliance, which seems strange. I’m hoping it’ll be a mahoosive tv and a personal sofa for moi…I can but dream.
And yeh this years was/is crystal/glass.
Times flies when you’re having fun…