tried boots , Argos etc , can’t get any , my hair as it gets longer is curling ( I had blonde very curly hair when younger, it suited me , and mrs would spend hours twirling it ) , but now , we’re past the twirling years & grey instead of blonde curls isn’t a good look at 58
So any ideas , something that would do a 1 /2 all over would do , ta
Try Pets At Home-same clippers,different box.
Might leave you looking a bit woof though 
get a BIC razor and try the Grant Michell look, its a great way of hiding the fact your going grey, takes a few years off of you, and you don`t need to worry about washing your hair while holed up in your favourite lay-by
I’ve got some Wahls and funnily enough our lass gave me a number two this morning (not that sort of number two!) Pop around Dozy, I’ll have you looking like a fresh pool ball in next to no time!
in this place,the customer comes first…job done,lets move on now.
I use a Remington beard trimmer, gives a choice of cut lengths. Does a perfect number 1 or two.
the maoster:
I’ve got some Wahls and funnily enough our lass gave me a number two this morning (not that sort of number two!) Pop around Dozy, I’ll have you looking like a fresh pool ball in next to no time!
Amazon,all brands on there. Suggest you look for a decent set like Wahl,had mine for years.
I find having 3 kids , a huge mortgage and mad wife helps keep my hair short …bald infact 
I wouldn’t bother at the moment as hair dressers are opening up again, Can’t wait to get my hair and nails done at last.
Luckily for people, the amazon delivery driver - didn’t get furlouged.
What jobs will furloughed people be coming back to, with all the traffic on the roads back up to full strength by the looks of it already?
I think I might get a bandana and take the “aging rocker” look… 
Omg, Dozy is going to try and cut his own hair, what could possibly go wrong, awaits pictures,which in itself is a task for him.
I use Jacamo for lots of things but got Covid Lockdown trimmers for me and the dog from them,. Babyliss for me and Wahl for the dog, next day or two day with Hermes. Cheaper than Argos and in stock.
Wheel Nut:
I use Jacamo for lots of things but got Covid Lockdown trimmers for me and the dog from them,. Babyliss for me and Wahl for the dog, next day or two day with Hermes. Cheaper than Argos and in stock.
Diss Railway Station will always be better than Dat Bus stop.
Delivery is always best accepted of Hermes rather than contracted by Herpes.
With a thousand quid a week wages, surely Dozy can afford a top class wash cut and ■■■■■■■■ with a mobile hairdresser
peirre:
With a thousand quid a week wages, surely Dozy can afford a top class wash cut and ■■■■■■■■ with a mobile hairdresser
Or a budget one.
I’ve seen vans like that parked along the roadside in mainland Europe, with a lady attendant waiting to assist a driver with their bouffant mullet, cut and ■■■■■■■■ needs
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Omg, Dozy is going to try and cut his own hair, what could possibly go wrong, awaits pictures,which in itself is a task for him.
Next he’ll be asking why his hard hat drops down over his eyes.
#vangogh 