Ha ha!

bournemouthecho.co.uk/news/1 … ?ref=fbshr

Poor bugger, hope he got out in the end.
Oh well no point crying over spilt ■■■■.

Trucker Jay has just passed his class one…

Assuming from the pic that the driver has tried to spin it round.

At what point did he/she think " Oooh…not sure about this " ? What a complete tool.

tomk86:
Trucker Jay has just passed his class one…

+1

This is a perfect example of a ‘Jay’ turn for all you newbs out there…

Well that’s one way to milk a bit of overtime…

sent via phone

Keep an eye out if this fool comes Pasteur gate…

Sure he will churn up somewhere.

Also another one about Miss Muffets tuffet that I’m struggling with.

“how are they going to get it out!?” [FACE WITH TEARS OF JOY] Sorry Dorris there is nothing we can do it’s going to have to stay there love.

He’s ‘mullered’ that…

Or, not such a ‘wiseman’ after all.

ok im going now

Should have tried to get out anUDDER way

He’s in a right pickle…

(I’ve run out of lactose based whimsy).

tomk86:
Trucker Jay has just passed his class one…

is he still about,not heard anything from him

His milk shake blocks all the boys in the yard…

Bet he feels a right ■■■…

1/2 a pint short of a full loaf…

Like a jack knife through butter…

I think Yo-gurt yourself stuck drive…

(Right that’s it I’m spent, I’ll get me hi viz and ■■■■■■ clamps).

Dipper_Dave:
He’s in a right pickle…

(I’ve run out of lactose based whimsy).

:laughing: :laughing:

To the tune of Bonnie Tyler…

Turn around (wiseman)
When I drive a Daf I fall apart :unamused:

It’s Ok everybody, :smiley: no normal members of the public have been inconvenienced. :smiley:

A member of staff said: “Shoppers are not affected.”

Got to be a newbie. That is a horrendous misjudgement!

merc0447:
Got to be a newbie. That is a horrendous misjudgement!

May have been black ice. I jack-knifed once in Chobham services, I was driving in a dead straight line at no more than 3-4 mph, I never even touched the brake but around she went. Luckily there was no damage but there easily could have been.

I know that store well, was only there last week and in fairness to the driver that yard is tight even at the best of times but at this time of year with a bit more store equipment in the yard it would have been even worse, but saying that he’s not even close to getting that round, make the most of the room available and it goes around, The article says other deliveries used another entrance, that would have been bread motors into the car park, DC deliveries couldn’t have done that, I’ll have to ask in the morning to see how this panned out.