A couple went through married life and they argued constantly about ■■■ and nothing else. But they hardly ever had any ■■■ at all. So they both agreed that when they passed away later in life each would be allowed to have an epitaph written on the others headstone of how they really felt about each other. Came the sad day and they both passed away.
This is what they had carved on each others headstones…
HERE LIES MY BELOVED WIFE…COLD AS USUAL!!
HERE LIES MY BELOVED HUSBAND…STIFF AT LONG LAST!
Hope that’s not too rude.
