Around Christmas time - “More Drops Than Santa” is an old favourite.
I did see this week,on the back of a van - “Barce-who?”
Best ive seen on a trailer was YOUR SKID STOPS HERE
On the back doors of a very dirty trailer…
“If only my girlfriend was as dirty as this”
Best hitch hiker - standing by the side of the road holding a sign…
" free brake test,apply here"
Wheel Nut:
The graffiti messages on the Berlin Wall was a poignant reminder that communism doesn’t work.
Well, it worked at least when it was about to keep the walls clean, as there was no graffiti from Eastern side 
The one wich make me smile are the small signs “Tu byÅ‚em - Tony Halik” (Tony Halik was here). He was a traveller and he had own program in Polish TV for years. So people started to put these signs everywhere.
Some of them I saw was :
- on the Eiffel Tower
- in the toilet on Outer Hebrides
- on the wall in Konya (central Turkey)
- on the ferry terminal in Split, Croatia
etc…
A few years ago written on the back of a 7.5 ton truck on the M1 “humpty dumpty is alive and well in fact he’s driving this lorry”.When I overtook on a hillly bit,the driver was very very large.
Amused me at the time,.trouble is I’m creeping to that size myself now.
jessicas dad:
i was reading the graffitti on the m40 south of oxford thinking look at that mess till i read ■■■■■ are great.
It actually reads “■■■■■ are fun” which is probably an even better way of saying it 
It used to say across the whole wall “why do you do this every day” which I thought was pretty good 
Noticed some football grafitti in the toilets in hliton Park the other day, i was very surprised that scousers are the most educated.
Millwall are [zb]
MCFC [zb] stink
Aston villa ■■■■■ [zb]
Liverpool is by far the best football club in the league 
In a field off the A14 west bound there is an old building which says
“You are now leaving the future”.
truckerjon:
Noticed some football grafitti in the toilets in hliton Park the other day, i was very surprised that scousers are the most educated.
Millwall are [zb]
MCFC [zb] stink
Aston villa ■■■■■ [zb]
Liverpool is by far the best football club in the league
Football graffiti… Well, that’s the story for other topic.
In my hometown someone sprayed a huge sign across the wall saying “I was born to only one purpose: to love ÅšlÄ…sk WrocÅ‚aw” (the local club, at the time struggling to survive in 3rd league). Someone added: “I feel so sorry for you, pal. I would write more, but I gonna go - I have date today” 
On a toilet wall in the West End:
My mother made me a homosexual
underneath in a different handwriting
If I give her the material - will she make me one please?
After doing two weeks in the run up to xmas on agency at Citylink (total chaos with the backlog from the snow and xmas rush) I did one day for them on the 29th Dec. and while waiting to get into the heathrow hub feeling a bit [zb]ed off at 01:00 in the morning I noticed this writen in the dirt on the back of the trailer in front:-
SOON BE XMAS!
It made me chuckle and put a smile on my face
I love graffiti
marcus 22:
back of a trailer on the t-barWHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED
I used to write that on every classroom blackboard at School, they never worked out who wrote it, until now, but it was always childish fun when the teachers read it out.
my warrior opv after a trip on the train coming back from excercise in poland. urban camoflauge at its best…lol
At Liverpool’s John Lennon airport there is a sign welcoming you and the words ‘Above Us Only Sky’. After Liverpool’s shocking start to the season, some wag had scrawled underneath 'And below us only West Ham!
Seen on back of trailer,proper made up “Hows my Driving” sign, with phone number and “Dont call us! we Know what he"s like!”
Transc:
On the back doors of a very dirty trailer…
“If only my girlfriend was as dirty as this”Best hitch hiker - standing by the side of the road holding a sign…
" free brake test,apply here"
“if only my wife was as dirty as this!”,underneath
“she was last night!”
best I can remember seeing was some had wrote in the dirt on the van of a pakistani double glazing firm in brumm was " you’ve tried the cowboys! now try the indians! made me laugh suppose it would be politically incorrect now
In a toilet somewhere “Gentlemen, please don’t put cigarette ends in the urinal”, underneath someone had written “It makes them soggy and hard to light”
And
If in this toilet there is no paper, look behind you’ll find a scraper.
If no scraper can be found, you’ll have to use your bloody hand…
Sign in the back window of a car many years ago,
Mafia insurance.
You hit us, we hit you.
on the rear of a Smart ‘ForTwo’
“When I grow up I’m going to be a Merc”
Written in the dirt on the back of a lorry
SELF CLEANING LORRY EXPERIMENT
OBVIOUSLY A FAILURE