Jesus saves, Keegan scores on the rebound, and Free Wales, with every 2 Galons. Oldies like me 
Saw on the top of a truck âNorfolk n chanceâ
âA United Ireland - Ulster says noâ
Underneath was written âBut the man from Del Monte, he say yesâ
And underneath was added âAnd he would know, heâs a true Orangemanâ
class 
Saw a bit on a wall down the south of Italy somewhereâŚYankies Go HomeâŚand please take me with youâŚ
Does anyone else get fed up with those ones that say âfor â â â â fun ring this number 07xxxxxxxâ, everytime the guy who answers has no idea what your on about and gives you a load of abuse.
bubsy06:
Does anyone else get fed up with those ones that say âfor â â â â fun ring this number 07xxxxxxxâ, everytime the guy who answers has no idea what your on about and gives you a load of abuse.
Was it you that phoned earlier?
The last time this subject came up tam gint and y fronts was brought up does anyone know what it means?
Some toilet near a British Army base in Germany:
Some people came here to think.
Some people came here to stink
But I came here to read the walls
and quietly scratch my balls 
is muffin the mule a â â â â â â offenceâŚno but you might get a mobydick
i was reading the graffitti on the m40 south of oxford thinking look at that mess till i read â â â â â are great.
years ago in the london bound services on the m2.
whilst having a dump, it read various stuff on the toilet wall, but there was also, a name your company type thing going on, as follows,
frans maas, germany
norbert dentressangle, france
vos, holland
then
tnt, france
to which, someone had added underneath, âyeah, about a million tonnes should do it!â
made me smile
On a toilet wall at the CITB college near Kings Lynn;
SOME COME HERE TO SIT AND THINK,
SOME COME HERE TO [zb]AND STINK,
SOME COME HERE TO SCRATCH THEIR BALLS,
AND WRITE GRAFFITI ON THE WALLSâŚ
bubsy06:
Does anyone else get fed up with those ones that say âfor â â â â fun ring this number 07xxxxxxxâ, everytime the guy who answers has no idea what your on about and gives you a load of abuse.
Especially when itâs your number Bubsy 
A sign in the cold mill at Llanwern Steelworks read âDANGER OVERHEAD CRANES WORKINGâ underneath someone had written âA LIKELY STORYâ
At a uni I was making a delivery to;
âpull here for art degreeâ with an arrow pointing to the bog roll.
Made me chuckle.
Another, canât remember where but said
'donât throw matches in the urinals, crabs can pole vault.
âI saw âThe Omenâ 666 times, I donât know what possessed me !â
On a bog wall at Bristol Uni.
On the back of a Post Office truck, It might be red but its not a[zb]ing Ferrari !!
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