I went to the doctor and asked her to look at my ■■■■■. I said,“But you must promise not to laugh.”
The doctor agreed but when I dropped my pants, she couldn’t help but snigger. “I’m sorry,” she says. “But that’s the tiniest ■■■■■ I ever saw, it’s so incredibly small I can barely see it. So, anyway what seems to be the trouble with it?”
“It’s swollen”, I replied.
