Government warning

The Government has issued a winter travel warning.

They suggest that anyone travelling in icy conditions have the following:
Shovel
Blankets or sleeping bag
Extra clothing including gloves & hat
De-icer
Rock salt
Torch with spare batteries
Reflective triangles
Empty petrol can
First aid kit
Booster cables.

I looked a right ■■■■ on the bus this morning!


I am here: maps.google.com/maps?ll=55.928480,-3.269984
It’s not theirs anymore,
This is our England now.
Paaaaarrrrrrttttttttyyyyyyyy

Empty petrol can? What use is that? If i need a pee i’ll go outside.