Got some pussy in my cab - Purrfect

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:smiley:

Made my day, tipped in Westbury, Wiltshire, this morning after a night out in Liverpool. So hot, that I left the doors open to air the cab.

Unloaded, rang office, return to yard empty. Ideal, drove down to yard in Cornwall, with a break at Taunton Dean. Another break and then a local run.

On returning back to yard and giving lorry a once over, I noticed something move under the bunk :open_mouth:

Yes - Cornish Truckers got some â– â– â– â– â–  in his cab :wink:

Oh alright, for you one track minded drivers out there, I hadn’t pulled, some grey ■■■■■ (cat) had jumped in my cab and is now on holiday in Cornwall. Got to have jumped in cab, whilst I was unloading.

My luck don’t run the way your minds do! :smiley:

John

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Where did you tip in westbury, i was there this morning :slight_smile:

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It’s them trucknet stickers that attract’s 'em CT :wink:

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Gurner

At the railway station, load of new metal sleepers.

Toytown

It’s the quality of the stickers and the fine art work, attracts them all mate

John

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Are you sure it didn’t get in at Liverpool and was after your wallet? They’re bred differently up there. :laughing:

Seriously, have you though about taking it to a vet’s or your local Cat’s Protection League to check if it is ‘chipped’. There could be some very unhappy children somewhere this evening missing their favourite pet.

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Or you could take it to the local curry house…not only would it make a nice curry
but it could save you a couple of quid on a family meal… :laughing: :laughing:

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truckyboy:
Or you could take it to the local curry house…not only would it make a nice curry
but it could save you a couple of quid on a family meal… :laughing: :laughing:

LOLOL you rotter

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Can you take my neighbours cats next time it might stop them â– â– â– â– â– â– â– â–  in my garden .

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truckyboy:
Or you could take it to the local curry house…not only would it make a nice curry
but it could save you a couple of quid on a family meal… :laughing: :laughing:

Reminds me of that saying

A cats not just for Christmas…

you can have some on boxing day and in sandwiches for work :laughing:

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I received a call as john was taking the putty cat to the RSPCA and i can tell ya the cat wasnaye happy at all! Actros as she’s to be known is safe and well and of course all sad tales have a happy ending… i’ll let cornish tell ya the ending.!!!

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Well folks as Marie says, a happy ending to this story. I rang the customer, that I delivered to in Westbury and they kindly put up a few notices for me.

After receiving a phone-call and an e-mail to confirm the rightful ownership, I bundled Actros (aka Pebbles) into a cat box and met the owners at Taunton today, 2 very happy children :smiley: but one unhappy truck driver :frowning: .

As we bid farewell, the only ■■■■■ I’ve had in my cab, disappeared in the opposite direction. Oh, woe is I, will have to go out looking for a new ■■■■■ this weeekend :wink:

John