Got sent this joke yesterday

[worksopboy]

youve all probably heard it before but certainly made me laugh…

It was raining quite heavily on the M4 as I was catching up with the lorry in front of me.

Suddenly, The double brake lights powered by 24v with extra bright L.E.Ds dazzled me,

The Ferodo air powered vented disc brakes stopped the lorry a lot quicker than I could stop my mondeo .

As I crashed into the powder coated rear bumper made from 100mm x 150mm box section steel,
breaking my arm, 3 ribs and my pelvis I realised this was no ordinary Lorry . .

This was an M&S lorry

[pavaroti]

I dont get it

[haribo4000]

pavaroti:
I dont get it

M&S tv adverts.

Sorry better explain further,

M&S= Marks and Spencer- expensive quality high street supermarket also found in Moto MSA’s

Sorry again,

Moto MSA= a brand of motorway service area.

[d-ya_not]

haribo4000:

pavaroti:
I dont get it

M&S tv adverts.

Sorry better explain further,

M&S= Marks and Spencer- expensive quality high street supermarket also found in Moto MSA’s

Sorry again,

Moto MSA= a brand of motorway service area.

[madbaz]

I liked it

[dieseldemon]

MADBAZ:
I liked it

I didn’t.

[redrorry]

I saw, think it was an M+S artic with a pic of a (giant) leek the length of the full trailer, white background nothing else. I thought walk up to driver in the services, hoi mate you’ve got a leak, looks like a big one. Then thought the guys probably gets told it 10 times a day.

[pavaroti]

Nope! Sorry, still dont get it.

[madbaz]

Try THIS

[pavaroti]

MADBAZ:
Try THIS

[stagedriver]

I still don’t get it. Is it a joke?

[dar1976]

stagedriver:
I still don’t get it. Is it a joke?

+1

[the_pariah]

I read this one yesterday which I found quite amusing, changing it slightly though.

I was sat at a set of red lights one day when a car full of chavs pulled up alongside. There they were in their pimped out corsa, giving me the finger out the windows and blasting some terrible drum and bass. As the lights changed they spun the wheels off the line and started to tear away when BANG! A truck had jumped the lights and t-boned the car, mangling the chavs inside. I sat there for a few seconds, stunned, thinking for the grace of God that could have been me.

The very next day I applied for my truck license.

[happy_keith]

haribo4000:

pavaroti:
‘…I dont get it …’

‘…M&S tv adverts … Sorry better explain further …’

pavaroti:
Nope! Sorry, still dont get it.

As spoken by a posh sounding ‘burrud’ with an irritating (stupit?) Scotch accent.

Any wiser yet?

[8wheels]

The Pariah:
I read this one yesterday which I found quite amusing, changing it slightly though.

I was sat at a set of red lights one day when a car full of chavs pulled up alongside. There they were in their pimped out corsa, giving me the finger out the windows and blasting some terrible drum and bass. As the lights changed they spun the wheels off the line and started to tear away when BANG! A truck had jumped the lights and t-boned the car, mangling the chavs inside. I sat there for a few seconds, stunned, thinking for the grace of God that could have been me.

The very next day I applied for my truck license.

M&S one left me cold but this made me chickle.

[altitude]

8wheels:

The Pariah:
I read this one yesterday which I found quite amusing, changing it slightly though.

I was sat at a set of red lights one day when a car full of chavs pulled up alongside. There they were in their pimped out corsa, giving me the finger out the windows and blasting some terrible drum and bass. As the lights changed they spun the wheels off the line and started to tear away when BANG! A truck had jumped the lights and t-boned the car, mangling the chavs inside. I sat there for a few seconds, stunned, thinking for the grace of God that could have been me.

The very next day I applied for my truck license.

M&S one left me cold but this made me chickle.

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