dieseldog999:
Ched:
Hey listen pal. I’m fat and it IS down to the genes and that madman on Vine earlier who said they should install scales on buses to charge fatties extra? He is a fanatic. A nut. A prejudiced bigot. It’s not my fault I’m fat. I’ve tried everything to slim down apart from eating less and doing exercise. So [zb] you with your fatist comments.
Its not down to genes its your hands keep em out the bloody fridge lol 
Sidevalve:
Couldn’t resist asking one of our mill workers if he intended getting a blue badge for his FLT!
Do they lift him on/off with another FLT■■?
a bit over 10 Year ago,when Girls had lots of musclesi went in Gym and lost in 5 Month 41 Kilo.
Just dont ask how.
tango boy:
Sidevalve:
Couldn’t resist asking one of our mill workers if he intended getting a blue badge for his FLT!Do they lift him on/off with another FLT■■?
No, but only cos he’s too big to fit in the safety cage! 
If it means all the truck manufacturers have to make bigger cabs and shorter trailers I’m all for it.
peirre:
I love it when someone says “they`re big boned” …
As I heard recently on the radio a doctor state the human skeleton composes around 2.5% of total body weight, so what does the other 97.5% compose of?
Harry Hill, on hearing that Rick Waller (the man mountain who came close to winning on some ■■■■■■ talent show) had attributed his phenomenal bulk to being “big boned”, said…“we`ve taken an x-ray of Rick, and can confirm that he is almost SOLID bone…little more than sophisticated coral, really.” 
Ched:
Hey listen pal. I’m fat and it IS down to the genes and that madman on Vine earlier who said they should install scales on buses to charge fatties extra? He is a fanatic. A nut. A prejudiced bigot. It’s not my fault I’m fat. I’ve tried everything to slim down apart from eating less and doing exercise. So [zb] you with your fatist comments.
genes my arse, if that were true it would be impossible for fatties to lose weight but a quick search on google for " lost 100kg " reveals that people can do it