Well I’m having a nice weekend so far… Half way through tying a car down on the back of a beavertailed rigid I got the urge to go for a ■■■■■, during which time Jonny foreigner has helped himself to my old Nokia, my digi card (lorry uses analogue) and my I-phone from the cab 
.When questioned by the boss they said (in broken English) they were looking for a clothing store near the Limes cafe (A614). Just played back the CCTV tape and they were unattended in the yard for a total of 33 seconds. Fatty in a purple t-shirt with a female sidekick wearing a head-dress. Were driving a W-reg VW Passat in white but couldn’t make out the full number. Tell ya what, it’s the most expensive ■■■■■ I’ve had in a while. Wish I’d have had one up the side of the wheel now!
Duck:
Well I’m having a nice weekend so far… Half way through tying a car down on the back of a beavertailed rigid I got the urge to go for a ■■■■■, during which time Jonny foreigner has helped himself to my old Nokia, my digi card (lorry uses analogue) and my I-phone from the cab
Did you not lock the cab then?
Lol, i posted on here before about the time someone attempted to rob my cab in Blackburn, problem was he didnt see me lying on the bunk 
he then made an excuse of just wanting to know the time 
yeh mate of course you did thats why you didnt knock and just opened the door, cue being kicked out of the cab and onto the floor 
, now i always lock my cab doors even if i pop away for 1 second.