I`m 40 tomorrow…
What happens next-aching joints? erectile dysfunction like Pele? man ■■■■■?
They say your only as old as the woman you feel-so that makes me 31!!! 
Gonna have to get drunk and drown my sorrows… 
joemaxi:
I`m 40 tomorrow…What happens next-aching joints? erectile dysfunction like Pele? man ■■■■■?
They say your only as old as the woman you feel-so that makes me 31!!!
Gonna have to get drunk and drown my sorrows…
Shurrup an’ blow yer nose!! Happy birthday for tommorow 
Is that your age or your I.Q. Stevie■■?
Many happy returns, have a great day. 
your nowt but a youngster. Have a good day.
happy birthday tomorrow stevie.
No probs, I was 50 last week and I’m still doing exactly the same things as I was 20 years ago!
Anyways, Happy Birthday!
joemaxi:
'…I`m 40 tomorrow … What happens next … ?
Hangovers get worse and last longer - harrumph
(Happy Birthday, fella)
happy birthday stevie have a great day
Would advise regular blood cholestrol checks,nurse can do it at the surgery.Lipid(fats)test,to check HDL and LDL cholestrol levels.(Good and bad ones)One to watch is VLDL(very low density protein)treated with fenofibrate drugs,the former with statins such as Lipitor,Roavastin.They can affect the muscles.Porridge,beans,lentils,and virgin and oils that Meditaraen people use in cooking,loke olive oil,gets cholestrol down.Avoid too much red meat,eat srdines and pilchards.Omega oils.
toby1234abc:
Would advise regular blood cholestrol checks,nurse can do it at the surgery.Lipid(fats)test,to check HDL and LDL cholestrol levels.(Good and bad ones)One to watch is VLDL(very low density protein)treated with fenofibrate drugs,the former with statins such as Lipitor,Roavastin.They can affect the muscles.Porridge,beans,lentils,and virgin and oils that Meditaraen people use in cooking,loke olive oil,gets cholestrol down.Avoid too much red meat,eat srdines and pilchards.Omega oils.
Holy crap - I didn`t realise being middle aged was so much hard work!!! 
How do the older forum members (Diesel Demon) manage to stay alive every day??
Thanks for the birthday wishes guys - I`m off to stay in a posh hotel and then a visit to the casino with friends to celebrate! Never been to a Casino before so looking forward to it!!!
Happy Birthday mate.
You do realise you are likely in deep crap for publishing her age on a public forum? You may be forking out for two rooms at the posh hotel. 
toby1234abc:
Would advise regular blood cholestrol checks,nurse can do it at the surgery.Lipid(fats)test,to check HDL and LDL cholestrol levels.(Good and bad ones)One to watch is VLDL(very low density protein)treated with fenofibrate drugs,the former with statins such as Lipitor,Roavastin.They can affect the muscles.Porridge,beans,lentils,and virgin and oils that Meditaraen people use in cooking,loke olive oil,gets cholestrol down.Avoid too much red meat,eat srdines and pilchards.Omega oils.
Or crack open another beer and think que sera sera.
Deep fried mars or snickers bars from the chip shop. 
Do tell what it feels like to be 40 - I’ve forgotten 
Stan
Harry Monk:
No probs, I was 50 last week and I’m still doing exactly the same things as I was 20 years ago!Anyways, Happy Birthday!
I was 50 in January but it seems the same as being 20 to me.Except all the rules are even worse.
How do the older forum members (Diesel Demon) manage to stay alive every day??
I guess I’m just lucky, however, I do have life support plumbed into my zimmer frame.
Harry Monk:
No probs, I was 50 last week and I’m still doing exactly the same things as I was 20 years ago!Anyways, Happy Birthday!
I imgine you are Harry. Only difference being it takes you longer to do it.
the maoster:
Harry Monk:
No probs, I was 50 last week and I’m still doing exactly the same things as I was 20 years ago!Anyways, Happy Birthday!
I imgine you are Harry. Only difference being it takes you longer to do it.
Or you forget what it was you were going to do in the first place
On the plus side-17 of us went to a casino after having a meal. None of us are gamblers but my wife won £80 and I ended ub £180 better off!
Being a bit of a car nut I bought this - swissvax.co.uk/shopping/bask … method=add
Seems like a lot of money but I love cleaning the car,it`s theraputic!!
I know I`m a sad git!!
It is the tryglyceride levels to watch.Mine are 12.2,should be 0.01,bloomin too high,high risk of a myacardial infartcion.Fenofibrates pills to combat it.