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Animal…Is definitely not an he. LOL

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bigvern1:
Animal…Is definitely not an he. LOL

That could be a bonus, don’t want to sound sexist (or insulting to Miss Animal) but I’ve always preferred ■■■■■■■ of the female gender. :smiley:
And if she calls herself ‘Animal’ into the bargain,she’s my kinda woman. :sunglasses:

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bigvern1:
Animal…Is definitely not an he. LOL

Well spotted, dad’s going senile! :open_mouth:

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Evil8Beezle:

bigvern1:
Animal…Is definitely not an he. LOL

Well spotted, dad’s going senile! :open_mouth:

Look! Do you want to be Deputy or not?? :bulb:

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robroy:

Evil8Beezle:

bigvern1:
Animal…Is definitely not an he. LOL

Well spotted, dad’s going senile! :open_mouth:

Look! Do you want to be Deputy or not?? :bulb:

This is a take over bid! :smiley:

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bigvern1:
Animal…Is definitely not an he. LOL

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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robroy:
Lastly the new guy volunteer… ‘Trouble’ (but I would discuss with Dipper what his initiation ceremony involves, the last time I heard he was seen buying vaseline and trying to rustle a goat in a field…so decide carefully mate :bulb: )
Let me know if I’ve missed any willing participants out.

I was given two pots of vaseline by an odd geezer over the counter at work the other day funnily enough, I was wondering what to do with 'em :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

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Rob - my truck is red, my car is red, my team is The Arsenal, my name is Fred so it just fit.

I’m in, but I tried to write Rob’s ■■■■■ #5 on my back doors earlier but it turns out they were too clean :laughing:

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Rob, I accept your offer to work for your new organisation.
But im not doing nights out, especially if they’re unplanned! :laughing:

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■■■■ don’t forget I’m only a Second Class ■■■■■ too

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We will have less of this insubordination. You have all been assigned a role.

As head of security, I may have to use some of my ’ special skills ’ on you.(Doesn’t apply to Dipper Dave. The more I hurt him, the more he likes it).

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I’m in - I can sell the tickets to watch Uncle Daves “initiations”. :smiley:

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I’m going for the bum tattoo, just going to put an R on one cheek and a B on the other. The ‘O’ is already taken care of.
I’m a bit concerned in certain company it will read not as a name but more an invitation to burgle.

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Dipper_Dave:
I’m going for the bum tattoo, just going to put an R on one cheek and a B on the other. The ‘O’ is already taken care of.
I’m a bit concerned in certain company it will read not as a name but more an invitation to burgle.

:laughing: :laughing: Class.
You could have put the full name on your appendage, but maybe too many letters eh Dave? :blush: :smiley:

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Dipper_Dave:
I’m going for the bum tattoo, just going to put an R on one cheek and a B on the other. The ‘O’ is already taken care of.
I’m a bit concerned in certain company it will read not as a name but more an invitation to burgle.

I’d say the O is like a frozen onion ring from Lidl now. :wink:

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Finally, a club that’ll have me! :laughing: though slightly worried about Dipper Dave’s initiation rites. No, change that to very worried :open_mouth:

Yes I’m a she.

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Dipper_Dave:
I’m going for the bum tattoo, just going to put an R on one cheek and a B on the other. The ‘O’ is already taken care of.
I’m a bit concerned in certain company it will read not as a name but more an invitation to burgle.

I have just spat my coffee everywere ffs.

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robroy:
it would have been even less when Truckbling started as he has done ‘more miles in reverse’ than me apparently :smiley:

That’s my Dad’s favourite line along with “If I never turn a wheel again you’ll still never do as many miles as I’ve done” :smiley: