A mate of mine who is Jewish told me that he wanted to get his son married off to a nice Jewish girl but he was like a dog with two dicks he went with anybody. So his Mum said to him ;When are you going to make your Mother happy and come home with a nice Jewish girl’.
After several attempts and weeks he said to his Mother 'Mother I’ve met a beautiful girl ‘good’ his Mother says ‘Whats her name?’ her son said ‘Goldberg’ Mother then says ‘Whats her first name’ her son said ‘Woopi’