I was parked up at Membury services about 2 months ago when this giant. Giant as in WTf big hornet hovered in front of my windscreen. I instantly thought of the Japanese giant bustard that eats 50 bees before breakfast. I watched it fly away and it went at a good clip too. You could still see the thing 100 yards off it was very impressive. I told my wife. She was in trigger. But now it’s official. BTW I’ve seen a lynx and 6 ft black snake. In my time as a lorry driver.
Try Kopparberg instead 
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eagerbeaver:
Try Kopparberg instead
It’ll never catch on dude!
Blame my phone for my grammar. Dozy? off course. After all I am a lorry driver.
The bees need to team up if they’re gonna fight off these ■■■■■■■ things.
eagerbeaver:
Try Kopparberg instead
agree with that,mixed fruit is very nice,just finished a bottle when I came in from work
Tastes even better mate when The Maoster buys it for you!!
eagerbeaver:
Tastes even better mate when The Maoster buys it for you!!
At least you were a cheap date last night. Only cost me one coke.
And you still didn’t put out! 
i remember years ago going home and asking my mum,have you seen a wee bottle of pills marked l.s.d.?..she said,never mind your pills,have you seen the size of the dragons in the kitchen… 
this is a prime example of why truckies should always be paid trip money and be able to work on the wire…look what happens when you have a whole 9 hours off to kill… 
dieseldog999:
i remember years ago going home and asking my mum,have you seen a wee bottle of pills marked l.s.d.?..she said,never mind your pills,have you seen the size of the dragons in the kitchen…this is a prime example of why truckies should always be paid trip money and be able to work on the wire…look what happens when you have a whole 9 hours off to kill…
even if it’s a bad trip?
But I thought the giant had only been killing 1 hornet, from the title of the post.
Possibly an accident. Maybe even an agency Giant.
Sent using smoke and mirrors.
Captain Caveman 76:
dieseldog999:
i remember years ago going home and asking my mum,have you seen a wee bottle of pills marked l.s.d.?..she said,never mind your pills,have you seen the size of the dragons in the kitchen…this is a prime example of why truckies should always be paid trip money and be able to work on the wire…look what happens when you have a whole 9 hours off to kill…
theres not a lot of good trips left nowadays…just bad,badder,worse and worser…