Getting a portion in Calais

A friendly Tunisian,of whom i offered some of my Bowyers sausages,she replied,oui merci,so i make her a fresh bap,i get my fingers in it,she does not like that,so have to make a fresh portion,greedy or what,then she wants paying 50 euros,paid on the DKV card.

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Is he for ■■■■■■■ real or what!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

BuzzardBoy:
Is he for [zb] real or what!! :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

I found Toby has asked a question on Yahoo Answers earlier

Hi,

I’m visiting a French prostitute tomorrow and paying her for… you know… bodily activities. I don’t have any cash on me, so do I need to walk to Intermarche cash machine, or do they have a little pin terminal beside their bed I can stick my DKV in, or better still built into their body so I can enter my pin whilst we do the ‘wild shake’ so to speak.

Toby1234

Thanks.

I asked her mate,if she had a Brazilian down there.