coreysboys:
Quickly put on some poorly applied make-up and a frilly dress with fishnets, then show him some leg. He’ll then follow you into the next services!!
Other laybys are available 
…
Otherwise as Rog said, this :
If you were overtaking and got to the side of it then use horn and give thumbs down as well as a pointing finger to the rough area where the problem is
, then get the hell outa there double quick 
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waynedl:
matt3903:
I was overtaken by a container driver a while ago, he gave a blast on the horn and signalled for me to open the window. He theb shouted to me what was wrong. Couldn’t hear a bloody word he was saying tho!Was it a Turners truck with a container on the back?
It was me
Wondered why you didn’t pull into the services to see what was wrong, never mind
I can’t remember lol, got to be over 12 months ago now I think 
matt3903:
waynedl:
matt3903:
I was overtaken by a container driver a while ago, he gave a blast on the horn and signalled for me to open the window. He theb shouted to me what was wrong. Couldn’t hear a bloody word he was saying tho!Was it a Turners truck with a container on the back?
It was me
Wondered why you didn’t pull into the services to see what was wrong, never mind
I can’t remember lol, got to be over 12 months ago now I think
Yep, sounds about right, left Turners employ in Jan 2012, so must’ve been last year… Remember it well thinkin’ “why’s he not stopping, I’ve gone to the effort of alerting him… Bloody drivers”
waynedl:
matt3903:
waynedl:
matt3903:
I was overtaken by a container driver a while ago, he gave a blast on the horn and signalled for me to open the window. He theb shouted to me what was wrong. Couldn’t hear a bloody word he was saying tho!Was it a Turners truck with a container on the back?
It was me
Wondered why you didn’t pull into the services to see what was wrong, never mind
I can’t remember lol, got to be over 12 months ago now I think
Yep, sounds about right, left Turners employ in Jan 2012, so must’ve been last year… Remember it well thinkin’ “why’s he not stopping, I’ve gone to the effort of alerting him… Bloody drivers”
Ok then, what was I driving and where was it? 
matt3903:
waynedl:
matt3903:
waynedl:
matt3903:
I was overtaken by a container driver a while ago, he gave a blast on the horn and signalled for me to open the window. He theb shouted to me what was wrong. Couldn’t hear a bloody word he was saying tho!Was it a Turners truck with a container on the back?
It was me
Wondered why you didn’t pull into the services to see what was wrong, never mind
I can’t remember lol, got to be over 12 months ago now I think
Yep, sounds about right, left Turners employ in Jan 2012, so must’ve been last year… Remember it well thinkin’ “why’s he not stopping, I’ve gone to the effort of alerting him… Bloody drivers”
Ok then, what was I driving and where was it?
Yeah, I’d remember all that info too, since I don’t pass many trucks in a day or go on any roads that all look the same on a daily basis
It must’ve been a slow vehicle, since I could pass it, I used to do around 50mph but had the limiter able to do around 55. So either you’d joined at a slip road for me to be next to you in the 1st place, or the problem was at your arse end and I put my foot down to tell you… Wouldn’t have been so silly as no number plate would it?
waynedl:
matt3903:
waynedl:
matt3903:
waynedl:
matt3903:
I was overtaken by a container driver a while ago, he gave a blast on the horn and signalled for me to open the window. He theb shouted to me what was wrong. Couldn’t hear a bloody word he was saying tho!Was it a Turners truck with a container on the back?
It was me
Wondered why you didn’t pull into the services to see what was wrong, never mind
I can’t remember lol, got to be over 12 months ago now I think
Yep, sounds about right, left Turners employ in Jan 2012, so must’ve been last year… Remember it well thinkin’ “why’s he not stopping, I’ve gone to the effort of alerting him… Bloody drivers”
Ok then, what was I driving and where was it?
Yeah, I’d remember all that info too, since I don’t pass many trucks in a day or go on any roads that all look the same on a daily basis
It must’ve been a slow vehicle, since I could pass it, I used to do around 50mph but had the limiter able to do around 55. So either you’d joined at a slip road for me to be next to you in the 1st place, or the problem was at your arse end and I put my foot down to tell you… Wouldn’t have been so silly as no number plate would it?
No wouldn’t have been a number plate missing as I only drive rigids.
matt3903:
waynedl:
matt3903:
waynedl:
matt3903:
waynedl:
matt3903:
I was overtaken by a container driver a while ago, he gave a blast on the horn and signalled for me to open the window. He theb shouted to me what was wrong. Couldn’t hear a bloody word he was saying tho!Was it a Turners truck with a container on the back?
It was me
Wondered why you didn’t pull into the services to see what was wrong, never mind
I can’t remember lol, got to be over 12 months ago now I think
Yep, sounds about right, left Turners employ in Jan 2012, so must’ve been last year… Remember it well thinkin’ “why’s he not stopping, I’ve gone to the effort of alerting him… Bloody drivers”
Ok then, what was I driving and where was it?
Yeah, I’d remember all that info too, since I don’t pass many trucks in a day or go on any roads that all look the same on a daily basis
It must’ve been a slow vehicle, since I could pass it, I used to do around 50mph but had the limiter able to do around 55. So either you’d joined at a slip road for me to be next to you in the 1st place, or the problem was at your arse end and I put my foot down to tell you… Wouldn’t have been so silly as no number plate would it?
No wouldn’t have been a number plate missing as I only drive rigids.
Then I take it all back, it couldn’t have been me… Talking to a rigid driver?? Seriously? I drive the big uns…
