A few jokes showcasing the marvellous and often under-rated German sense of humour 
Q. How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One.
Q. Why are there no aspirins in the jungle?
A. Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated rainforest.
Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. Hold her head underwater until she can no longer breathe and stops struggling.
Q. Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new house?
A. No.
…Well, it’s really nice.
Q. Where did Hitler keep his armies?
A. The brunt of his forces were applied to the Eastern front, but throughout different periods of the war, a sizable chunk were used to protect the Atlantic Wall and a handful of divisions were used in Africa, to secure shipping routes.
Q. What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A. A Jew is a person adhering to the Jewish faith and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, usually circular bread covered with tomato sauce and cheese with optional garnishes.
Wunderbar!
