By law all truck cabs must have Spanish matador bull fighting spears in the windscreen.
Indian restaurant frilly velvet curtains are a must have.Tarts boudoir is all the rage.Pull the curtain over to block the view while driving so we can not see who is driving and is on the run from CSA.
Saamons photos are the funniest ever on TNUK.
I can see the driver buying the space mans suit for a tip at Tesco and walking in to the goods in office to say i got 26 pallets of dog food.
What bay do you want me on.Beam me up Scotty.
Cheers guys for your replies much appreciated. 
toby1234abc:
Saamons photos are the funniest ever on TNUK.
I can see the driver buying the space mans suit for a tip at Tesco and walking in to the goods in office to say i got 26 pallets of dog food.
What bay do you want me on.Beam me up Scotty.
3 wheeler:
Akuji:
■■■■ mags and a box of tissuesI’ll get my coat
Is that a long flashers mac type of coat ?
If so stand at the end of our street as my missus needs a good laugh !…Sorry, Just having a funny few minutes !
Yep it’s a black leather one and I walk with a limp like Herr Flick 
I got …
Sat-Nav
Truck Map
Bog Roll
Vaseline
Phone Charger
Headband Light
Inner London Map
Sun Glasses
Printer Roll
Window Scraper
Hand Towel
Water Spray Bottle
All I need 
Legend_Scania:
All I need
A 12v fan plugged into the 24v socket so you can still get that wind in your hair look even when parked up waiting to tip! (If you’re vain…)
You irish are proper tight aint ya with your 35p energy drink… Spose you go through a few though
Saaamon:
You irish are proper tight aint ya with your 35p energy drink… Spose you go through a few though
not me fella i drink Red Bull
Me too, cant stand that cheap crap, regardless of what people say it tastes alot different…
Got a few vans in the fridge got a monster green one on the go like this got a flowery taste to it.
Agree you can taste the different between red bull and the cheap ■■■■■
I take loads of gear … Too much if I’m honest … Then again Ive only been home once in 2 months , but the ONE thing that I cant do without is a decent smartphone . Worth it’s weight in gold that thing 
A bar of decent Moroccan is about all you need.
the maoster:
A bar of decent Moroccan is about all you need.
The solid stuff is crap the Bush is the way to go.
An extra trailer to carry everything mentioned in this thread 
scottythegeordie:
Legend_Scania:
All I need
The boots gave me the biggest laugh, keep it up!!!
mike68:
scottythegeordie:
Legend_Scania:
All I need
I’m a posh tang iv got the silver Gucci’s