i think its strange that this tread is so popular. Hmmm
It’s a shame that the witty graffiti has disappeared and been replaced by all the usual filth.
Some of it was quite funny.
Here I sit broken hearted,
paid a penny and only [zb]
old ones never die!!!
Rules is rules, sorry! L. 
bugcos:
I dont know what all the fuss is about I love reading the graffiti in bogs, really brightens up me day, especially a game of toilet tennis, you know, “look left, now look right, look left again” and so on!!!
Agreed.
Does’nt bother me what ■■■■■■■■■ you are,and Im comfortable with my ■■■■■■■■■,so I can take a bit of Gay banter without getting all offended,just a bit of a laugh.I know Im straight and thats that,not a problem 
Cant understand why some of you are getting all worked up about it.There’s plenty of ODD people around.
I parked up in Abergavenny last year for my 45,bloke pulled in front in a Twingo,got out,he was about 65,put his coat on came upto me and asked if he could go and have a ■■■■ down the side of the truck.
I said yeah mate,whatever.
he was around there about 5 mins,I glanced in the wide view mirror,he was definately up to something I locked the doors
eventually he came back round and started talking,he asked me where i was heading,I told him "Lampeter " he then asked whether I would be stopping for "a bit of ■■■■"on my up there (giving a hand sign also):shock: 
I kindly told him to “■■■■ off” and he scuttled away quite quickly and sped off!! 
How naive am I??I could’nt believe my ears,this was about 11am I knew this sort of stuff went on but would’nt of counted on a 65 year old man propositioning a 32 year old Trucker. I was’nt wearing my make up,dress or anything.
must of been my friendly face, anyone else probably would have got out and beat the ■■■■ out of the poor old bloke.
Saw some graffiti at Lymm a couple of weeks back it said:
TV Wanted
Must have remote and Teletext.
What’s the betting Rikki doesn’t submit this discussion for publication in this weeks CM?
Ken.
TV Wanted
Must have remote and Teletext.
Quality.
Ken.
bikemonkey:
bugcos:
I dont know what all the fuss is about I love reading the graffiti in bogs, really brightens up me day, especially a game of toilet tennis, you know, “look left, now look right, look left again” and so on!!!Agreed.
Does’nt bother me what ■■■■■■■■■ you are,and Im comfortable with my ■■■■■■■■■,so I can take a bit of Gay banter without getting all offended,just a bit of a laugh.I know Im straight and thats that,not a problem
Cant understand why some of you are getting all worked up about it.There’s plenty of ODD people around.
I parked up in Abergavenny last year for my 45,bloke pulled in front in a Twingo,got out,he was about 65,put his coat on came upto me and asked if he could go and have a ■■■■ down the side of the truck.
I said yeah mate,whatever.
he was around there about 5 mins,I glanced in the wide view mirror,he was definately up to something
eventually he came back round and started talking,he asked me where i was heading,I told him "Lampeter " he then asked whether I would be stopping for "a bit of ■■■■"on my up there (giving a hand sign also):shock:
I kindly told him to “[zb] off” and he scuttled away quite quickly and sped off!!How naive am I??I could’nt believe my ears,this was about 11am
must of been my friendly face,
Saw some graffiti at Lymm a couple of weeks back it said:
TV Wanted
Must have remote and Teletext.
Bikemonkey,your talents are wasted on here.
the best graffiti i’ve seen lately was at leeds container base.
“don’t beam me up now scotty, i’m having a [zb]”
Always makes me laugh.
Censor dodge removed. Although why the hell you didn’t just substitute the word “crap” is beyond me…L.
Mr B:
the best graffiti i’ve seen lately was at leeds container base.
“don’t beam me up now scotty, i’m having a [zb]”
Always makes me laugh.
Bet it was a Klingon that wrote it.
Mr B:
the best graffiti i’ve seen lately was at leeds container base.
“don’t beam me up now scotty, i’m having a [zb]”
Always makes me laugh.
That is frickin hilarious
bikemonkey:
bugcos:
I Saw some graffiti at Lymm a couple of weeks back it said:TV Wanted
Must have remote and Teletext.
I saw that too! There are some very funny ones about.
turnip:
- I take my daughters with me quite often and having to take them to the toilet is absolutely disgusting, because it’s not just drivers using them is it??
Top tip:
Send your daughters into the Ladies toilet.
Mike-C:
turnip:
- I take my daughters with me quite often and having to take them to the toilet is absolutely disgusting, because it’s not just drivers using them is it??
Top tip:
Send your daughters into the Ladies toilet.
The graffiti is often far worse in there, although sometimes it was classier. This is based on the times I’ve used the other lots facilities when ours were being cleaned, were broken, or just had a queue and I couldn’t be bothered waiting and from working in pubs and hotels when I used to check and clean the things.
Mike-C:
turnip:
- I take my daughters with me quite often and having to take them to the toilet is absolutely disgusting, because it’s not just drivers using them is it??
Top tip:
Send your daughters into the Ladies toilet.
she is 4 ■■■■■!!!
No she can’t read yet but they do draw pictures.
Coffeeholic:
The graffiti is often far worse in there, although sometimes it was classier. This is based on the times I’ve used the other lots facilities when ours were being cleaned, were broken, or just had a queue and I couldn’t be bothered waiting and from working in pubs and hotels when I used to check and clean the things.
Right oh,.
turnip:
Mike-C:
turnip:
- I take my daughters with me quite often and having to take them to the toilet is absolutely disgusting, because it’s not just drivers using them is it??
Top tip:
Send your daughters into the Ladies toilet.
she is 4 ■■■■■!!!
No she can’t read yet but they do draw pictures.
■■■■■? I’m not the guy taking a four year old girl in a truckers toilet and complaining. Turnip !!!
bikemonkey:
bugcos:
I dont know what all the fuss is about I love reading the graffiti in bogs, really brightens up me day, especially a game of toilet tennis, you know, “look left, now look right, look left again” and so on!!!Agreed.
Does’nt bother me what ■■■■■■■■■ you are,and Im comfortable with my ■■■■■■■■■,so I can take a bit of Gay banter without getting all offended,just a bit of a laugh.I know Im straight and thats that,not a problem
Cant understand why some of you are getting all worked up about it.There’s plenty of ODD people around.
I parked up in Abergavenny last year for my 45,bloke pulled in front in a Twingo,got out,he was about 65,put his coat on came upto me and asked if he could go and have a ■■■■ down the side of the truck.
I said yeah mate,whatever.
he was around there about 5 mins,I glanced in the wide view mirror,he was definately up to something
eventually he came back round and started talking,he asked me where i was heading,I told him "Lampeter " he then asked whether I would be stopping for "a bit of ■■■■"on my up there (giving a hand sign also):shock:
I kindly told him to “[zb] off” and he scuttled away quite quickly and sped off!!How naive am I??I could’nt believe my ears,this was about 11am
must of been my friendly face,
Dai his name is. He’s a nice guy when you get to know him
Mike-C:
turnip:
Mike-C:
turnip:
- I take my daughters with me quite often and having to take them to the toilet is absolutely disgusting, because it’s not just drivers using them is it??
Top tip:
Send your daughters into the Ladies toilet.
she is 4 ■■■■■!!!
No she can’t read yet but they do draw pictures.
■■■■■? I’m not the guy taking a four year old girl in a truckers toilet and complaining. Turnip !!!
So are you saying that children should not be allowed into truckstops? Or are you saying that i should send a 4 year old into the toilet on her own? Perhaps you think you are making your self look clever with your “witty” remarks? Who are you trying to impress? And your comment after your threads which i presume is aimed at the m’cann family is downright distasteful.
to think this used to be a forum for PROFESSIONAL drivers.
now you get silly subjects like this , what a shame
turnip:
Mike-C:
turnip:
Mike-C:
turnip:
- I take my daughters with me quite often and having to take them to the toilet is absolutely disgusting, because it’s not just drivers using them is it??
Top tip:
Send your daughters into the Ladies toilet.
she is 4 ■■■■■!!!
No she can’t read yet but they do draw pictures.
■■■■■? I’m not the guy taking a four year old girl in a truckers toilet and complaining. Turnip !!!
So are you saying that children should not be allowed into truckstops? Or are you saying that i should send a 4 year old into the toilet on her own? Perhaps you think you are making your self look clever with your “witty” remarks? Who are you trying to impress? And your comment after your threads which i presume is aimed at the m’cann family is downright distasteful.
I’m sure they are. But i have two daughters who have come with me trucking over the years, i’ve never met a four year old who couldn’t go to the bog on her own (with her dad standing outside the door). I’ve also never left them on their own whilst i went on the ■■■■ and had a meal. Nor have i complained about what they might see in such a working mans environment. They are 18 and 23 now, and seem well balanced enough. I’m not trying to make myself look clever, i’d assume what i am saying is commonsense. If you take your daughters into public service area toilets and are suprised at what other people leave behind by way of graffitti or whatever then more fool you. If you find my signature distateful, then so do i. But its not a joke, its nothing witty either, its a true fact of what happened. If it stops just one dumb parent from leaving there kids on their own then its worth it hey? And it might alleviate the need for the McCanns to go pouting around the EU to tell the rest of us how to find lost kids. Mind you they are Government advisors and Doctors, i’m just a lorry driver , what do i know, i may be wrong hey?
ady1:
to think this used to be a forum for PROFESSIONAL drivers.now you get silly subjects like this
Two words for you…Cider…prostitutes.