dieseldog999:
happened to me !!!
there I was parked up in Antwerp handy for the schippersstraat,out for a small libation and a well deserved 9 hours off. 2 different bag houses and 17 pints of stella later,i toddled back to the cab for a quick kip in preparation of a quick skip down to zebrugge and the ferry home.much to my surprise and great consternation,i awoke to find myself in police custody covered in vomit,and also having peed myself.apparantly I was found hanging out the cab door upside down at 5 a.m randomly cursing at passersby ( obviously the ones who could understand cursing in drunkaneese) with my feet jammed in the steering wheel,when confronted by said constabulary I immediately asked him if he thought he was a hard case with his gun,and tried to hit him. after my arrest and eventually having to wait for an interpreter(they thought I was Russian instead of realising im from Glasgow) then they decided I was too much trouble for them due to the smell coming from me fromstale urine,and staler vomit.plus by this time I had kakked myself due to whatever ailment had struck me down during the night,and returned me to the truck just in time for me to find out that I had no money left either.so I ask you…what else could have happened to me if I wasn’t gassed■■? the one good thing about the story was,that if they hadn’t kept me in custody,then id have made the old herald in time…there but for the grace of god. at least being gassed has its plus points sometimes.
I understand in Royal Navy circles that to ■■■■ ■■■■ and puke over yourself is known as “grand slamming”! Well done sir 