Started calling car drivers Gandalfs who sit in lane 1 travelling at 45/50 MPH,then immediately speed up as soon as you pull out to overtake them.
Why call them this? If you seen Lord of the Rings,you’ll know the scene where he breaks the stone bridge with his staff/stick and shouts “You shall not pass” to prevent some demon getting to them.
I know,i know,the boredom really is getting to me on some trunk runs these days! 
You’ll see a 62 plate 4x4 sitting in the slow lane doing exactly 55. Just slow enough so you’ve gotta knock off the CC, but too fast to get past in a reasonable amount of time. Nothing for it but to slow to 54… Oh well. Fhh$@"! - Now THEY have slowed down to 52! Any more of this crap, and even supermarket drivers will start getting a bit narked at being thus ■■■■■■ about… 
They can’t be doing it for fuel efficiency surely? Why drive a 4x4 guzzler at all if you’re worred about THAT? 
Probably one of them pricks that wants everyone to think they’ve got loads of money, when really all they’ve got is a ■■■■ load of debt and a flash car they can’t affort to fill up.
My brother is like that. Has to have a flash car even though he’s potless. Then rings up asking to borrow £50 to fill the tank.
Just chill boys, we are allowed in lane 2 you know, don’t ■■■■ yourself if your out there for more than 20 seconds. I’m out there until the Herbert realises what’s going on, and when i feel its been too long then the indicator goes down and the wheels go on the broken white lines, the walley brain soon gets the point.
what about the ones that hurtle down the slip road,in front of you ! then slow down as if its a junction and look at you with that why haven`t you slowed down/moved over to let me in ■■? look.
FarnboroughBoy11:
Just chill boys, we are allowed in lane 2 you know, don’t [zb] yourself if your out there for more than 20 seconds. I’m out there until the Herbert realises what’s going on, and when i feel its been too long then the indicator goes down and the wheels go on the broken white lines, the walley brain soon gets the point.
+1 
I hate to say it, because I may need a job from them at some point, but DOWNTONS drivers are the worst for this. They sit there at 53ish, then when you pull out, they let you get halfway along the trailer before giving it the beans! I don’t know if it is some company policy or something, but they could be more grateful, they are using our old depot in Dunstable as a trailer park!
I love that dance and the music 
ZippyUK:
FarnboroughBoy11:
Just chill boys, we are allowed in lane 2 you know, don’t [zb] yourself if your out there for more than 20 seconds. I’m out there until the Herbert realises what’s going on, and when i feel its been too long then the indicator goes down and the wheels go on the broken white lines, the walley brain soon gets the point.+1
+2