Just for once the tables were turned and I enjoyed every minute of it.
You know when the customs (when we had them ) were on a bender and would pull someone out and give them a good shakedown and you could be there all ■■■■ day? Well I got picked in Chatham docks one morning in late November when I was in there picking up an unaccompanied trailer. You remember when it was Christmas tree time and you’d get a stripped out tilt full of trees in nets. Yep you got it. I was just about to leave when the finger pointed and said “its you!”.
So I sat there while a handful of blokes took every tree out of that trailer oh it was lovely, they must have had pine needles in their undies. I certainly heard a lot of swearing