They don’t have to be real, just in the ‘spirit’ of country songs.
ie; ‘You’re the reason our kids are so ugly’, and ‘I knew you loved me when you took the pillow off my face’.
The best one gets a 10 gallon hat and boots (by email, of course).
And here’s that weepie classic…
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye
“Now that you have run over the dog, who is gonna love you”
Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)
If I’d Killed You When I Wanted To, I’d be Out of Jail By Now
If The Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me
If You Don’t Leave Me, I’ll Find Someone Who Will
My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
ok I cheated 
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Mr B&Q you left me to DIY when you knew I wanted love
My Ex-Wife Drove Me to Drink (I Haven’t Thanked Her Yet!)