I received a communication from a company offering assistance in making a claim for an accident I had been involved in a while back. I immediately agreed and asked if they would also claim for loss of memory resulting from this incident since I can’t even remember having an accident?
global.
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver’s license. She dug through her ■■■■■ and was getting progressively more agitated. ‘What does it look like?’ she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, ‘It’s square and it has your picture on it.’
The driver finally found a square mirror in her ■■■■■, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
‘Here it is,’ she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, ‘Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop too.’
Go to bed please 
global:
I received a communication from a company offering assistance in making a claim for an accident I had been involved in a while back. I immediately agreed and asked if they would also claim for loss of memory resulting from this incident since I can’t even remember having an accident?
global.
Haha, Ill try that next time the turds ring me up 