I was walking down the street earlier when this guy approached me “Oi, are you the Muppet that was chatting my bird Julie up in the pub last Friday?” he snarled.
“I’m not sure mate what does she look like?” I asked
“That’s her” he said handing me a photo.
“It wasn’t me mate,” I replied “I only had five pints last Friday”
Luv it!
Can`t wait to use that one in the real world!