Now that I have your attention, here’s a link to a little diary thing I’ve knocked up over on the ex pats forum 
Well I never, I always assumed Rob was short for Robert, not Roberta, still, that’s a nice arse you’ve got there Roberta
Enjoyed the read NMM although some pics of that vast country wouldn’t have gone amiss!
P.S. What’s a plow? 
A plow is the dumbed down version of a plough 44TT, I sometimes slip into Americanisms, heard myself saying aloominum the other day 
newmercman:
A plow is the dumbed down version of a plough 44TT, I sometimes slip into Americanisms, heard myself saying aloominum the other day
Were you stroking the Ducknosaur at the time, shiny wheels,big stacks,all that chrome,suit you sir,aloominum,buttoned leather,oh,breathing heavily,kleenex at the ready ? Oh err missus PAL 
flat to the mat:
Were you stroking the Ducknosaur,breathing heavily,kleenex at the ready ? Oh err PAL
There you go, fixed that one for you too
newmercman:
flat to the mat:
Were you stroking the Ducknosaur,breathing heavily,kleenex at the ready ? Oh err PALThere you go, ■■■■■■ that one for you too
Beware Mr Wells,your sins will catch up with you Maybe not today,maybe not tomorrow,but I WILL dIscover the art of doctoring posts.Bar=steward .