Form An Orderly Queue...


Found this in a magazine. “Worth £14.99, yours for just 99p.” Apparently crafted by hand in 22 carat gold (paint probably), certificate of authenticity and you can claim a free Stobart pin badge allegedly worth £2.99.
Guaranteed to end up at a bric a brac stall, charity shop, car boot sale and other places where you can buy worthless crap.

Might get one and get ashley maddox to sign it, be worth a £1 then, thing is tho they probably already got 10000 subscribers already, i wouldnt mop my spilt coffe up with one :slight_smile:

Oohh the excitment of it

You’ve just made me waste valuable mobile data to look at this.

m1cks:
You’ve just made me waste valuable mobile data to look at this.

:laughing: thank ■■■■ I’ve got unlimited internet

Where do I get a refund for the time lost reading it lol :open_mouth:

Not even suitable for hanging on the nail in the loo …

Shove it in a box, and put it in the back of my box.
Then let me loose on the a592.
Then you got stobart powder!!!

Turned a toilet to dust in 9 miles of pure lustful pleasure on tuesday…
Still trying to buy enough glue to put it back together!!! :unamused:

Is it the start of a collection of plates featuring other well known hauliers?

I know some Greek restaurants who would buy them in bulk !! :laughing:

What magazine was this in please muckaway. I just decorated the lounge and one of the walls is a bit bare.

raymundo:
Not even suitable for hanging on the nail in the loo …

You can’t hang your high-viz in the loos around here… The nails/pegs are all missing. :frowning:

Im going to get one. Me and my best mate buy each other a real stupid present for each others birthday and it has to be under 20 quid.
As he has never been in a lorry in his whole life i recon this will fit the bill.

Love 'em or hate 'em they really are everywhere now and into everything.

Plus one of these plates will be produced for every truck - then train - then plane - then boat etc etc … the money keeps rolling in.

Looks like a ■■■■ take advert you see in Viz

So what

It’ll look great on the mantlepiece alongside the commemorative plates of Princess Di, Flying Scotsman and your sponsor a child certificate. An extra piece of junk for your kids to bag up when you die and send to a charity shop.