One ALDI carrier bag and contents, which include: grease covered (once) high viz vest, one pebble (guaranteed to induce limp when placed in shoe), one (non functioning) blue tooth earpiece and a (car) sat nav with no bridge heights stored.
Open to offers, just send me a pm. No longer needed due to me becoming a FTW! 
Welcome to the club of elite drivers fella 
Try pm.ing Dipperdave, he can dress up as an agency limper and do a bit of role play with his Mrs.
He can be doing the businesss while she shouts out things like, âNo work for you this week you â â â â , as you wouldnât do that Scotch run last Friâ or âItâs January what do you expectâ Oh yes yesââ
And he could say ''Ooohh That suits me as I like to choose when I work"
Donât know where Iâm going with this so Iâll let it go 
robroy:
Try pm.ing Dipperdave, he can dress up as an agency limper and do a bit of role play with his Mrs.
He can be doing the businesss while she shouts out things like, âNo work for you this week you [zb], as you wouldnât do that Scotch run last Friâ or âItâs January what do you expectâ Oh yes yesââ
And he could say ''Ooohh That suits me as I like to choose when I work"
Donât know where Iâm going with this so Iâll let it go
Harsh but true.
Although I too am a FTW but could still pull off a limp if I needed the flexibility and freedom to work whenever the phone rang. The wife and I are currently using role play in the boudoir, shes dresses in a wonder woman outfit and im playing the riddler role in one of her leotards.
Hmmm I too am not sure where im going with this so well done CC76 on healing your limp and joining the ranks of proper drivers. Ironicaly we have also done the captain caveman roleplay but instead of a club the wife was carrying a rampant rabbit. I played the submissive part in that scenario and my screams of yabba dabba doooo could be heard for miles.
Dipper_Dave:
robroy:
Try pm.ing Dipperdave, he can dress up as an agency limper and do a bit of role play with his Mrs.
He can be doing the businesss while she shouts out things like, âNo work for you this week you [zb], as you wouldnât do that Scotch run last Friâ or âItâs January what do you expectâ Oh yes yesââ
And he could say ''Ooohh That suits me as I like to choose when I work"
Donât know where Iâm going with this so Iâll let it goHarsh but true.
Although I too am a FTW but could still pull off a limp if I needed the flexibility and freedom to work whenever the phone rang. The wife and I are currently using role play in the boudoir, shes dresses in a wonder woman outfit and im playing the riddler role in one of her leotards.Hmmm I too am not sure where im going with this so well done CC76 on healing your limp and joining the ranks of proper drivers. Ironicaly we have also done the captain caveman roleplay but instead of a club the wife was carrying a rampant rabbit. I played the submissive part in that scenario and my screams of yabba dabba doooo could be heard for miles.
There was me thinking that in your role play you would be needing a bull for the missus to ride whilst you were tied to a chair as the pathetic one with the plastic bag over your head !
But what do I know that goes on behind the frilly curtains
Think thats rodeo play with an asphyxiation twist.
Not to be confused with the overused rodeo shag joke of taking your missus from behind and whispering into her ear âyour mums a better ride than youâ then holding on for dear life.
Surprisingly this joke doesnt work with Jeremy Kyle auditionees or most parts of NorwichâŚ
Dipper_Dave:
or most parts of NorwichâŚ
Now why do I have the sound of duelling banjos ringing in my ear âŚ
Captain Caveman 76:
One ALDI carrier bag and contents, which include: grease covered (once) high viz vest, one pebble (guaranteed to induce limp when placed in shoe), one (non functioning) blue tooth earpiece and a (car) sat nav with no bridge heights stored.
Open to offers, just send me a pm. No longer needed due to me becoming a FTW!
Are you going to be like other FTWs on here and start slagging off agency even though you used to do it?
Conor:
Captain Caveman 76:
One ALDI carrier bag and contents, which include: grease covered (once) high viz vest, one pebble (guaranteed to induce limp when placed in shoe), one (non functioning) blue tooth earpiece and a (car) sat nav with no bridge heights stored.
Open to offers, just send me a pm. No longer needed due to me becoming a FTW!So no more being able to take time off when you want it, having to stick at the job even though you hate it and if you are in Hull as your forum logo suggests, working for a quid an hour more than the national minimum wage in 4 weeks time being paid ÂŁ2/hr less than the agency workers that come into where you work.
Are you going to be like other FTWs on here and start slagging off agency even though you used to do it?
Absolutely correct on all points apart from crap wages, being paid less than agency, and hating the job.
I will admit to being undecided on the agency bashing. For now anyway! 
Conor:
Captain Caveman 76:
One ALDI carrier bag and contents, which include: grease covered (once) high viz vest, one pebble (guaranteed to induce limp when placed in shoe), one (non functioning) blue tooth earpiece and a (car) sat nav with no bridge heights stored.
Open to offers, just send me a pm. No longer needed due to me becoming a FTW!Are you going to be like other FTWs on here and start slagging off agency even though you used to do it?
although full time myself I have been agency as I stated before,but I was going to say FTW,[full time wxxxxr]lol
What a ridiculous and inane post in the first place 
Immigrant:
http://sellercentre.ebay.co.uk
Another pointless link post from irritant.
Thank you please.
dri-diddly-iver:
What a ridiculous and inane post in the first place
AgencyâŚ
Congrats Cavey, hope it all goes well for youâŚ
Can I inquire if this came about from you doing some agency work for that firm?
The reason I ask is that while some knock gammy leg limpers, it is a good way to network, especially if youâre new to the game.
Evil8Beezle:
Congrats Cavey, hope it all goes well for youâŚ
Can I inquire if this came about from you doing some agency work for that firm?
The reason I ask is that while some knock gammy leg limpers, it is a good way to network, especially if youâre new to the game.
Cheers E8B.
Iâve been on permanent placement here for a while now, then a couple of weeks ago they asked if I wanted a permanent job. Iâve had my c+e for less than two years, only ever done agency but kept being offered jobs by the companies I was with. Always turned them down because I wanted to try different things (or I didnât want the job but was too polite to say!)
This is a dead manâs shoes post though. Good money, good kit, good job. Iâd have been mad to turn them down.
Would definitely recommend limping for any newbie, just to get a feel for whatâs out there if nothing else.
I can highly recommend limping as a good way to get a start. Perhaps even a great way to get ones stacked shoe in the door.
The tricky decision comes when comparing rate and accepting the full time position. Usually always best to take a slight pay drop and full time gig when looking at the big picture even if just for the experience and better tracking of oneâs legs.
Lifelong agency men will disagree but thatâs between them and the flexibility of their limp.
dri-diddly-iver:
What a ridiculous and inane post in the first place
Think they call it humour mate. 
My humour is fantastic but that original post was absolutely ridiculous, stupid and totally pointless
dri-diddly-iver:
My humour is fantastic but that original post was absolutely ridiculous, stupid and totally pointless
For you sir.
