tachograph:
shreck:
Dose any body know how fast a fly flys.Depends how hard you hit it.
Best answer by a country mile 
Whats the airspeed velocity of an unladen âŚerrrrrâŚfly?
English or Welsh??
Hit the brakes and it will splatter itself on the windscreen 
shreck:
Dose any body know how fast a fly flys
Dunno, but Mr Myagi with chopsticks was faster 
Perhaps the fly was hitching a lift in search of some fresh â â â â , I understand the England football team may have been near
One of my hands has swollen too 2/3 times its normal size , my wrist has also swollen and it was heading up my arm , itched like you wouldnât believe , apparently the thing I knocked off my hand was a horse fly ( so doc thinks ) , wouldnât believe a fly could do this if I hadnât seen it with my own eyes
dozy:
One of my hands has swollen too 2/3 times its normal size , my wrist has also swollen and it was heading up my arm , itched like you wouldnât believe , apparently the thing I knocked off my hand was a horse fly ( so doc thinks ) , wouldnât believe a fly could do this if I hadnât seen it with my own eyes
Sounds more like a black widow. A horse fly hurts like hell then the pain goes away in under 5 seconds and leaves no mark at all. Boring answer but true.
JLS Driver SOS:
dozy:
One of my hands has swollen too 2/3 times its normal size , my wrist has also swollen and it was heading up my arm , itched like you wouldnât believe , apparently the thing I knocked off my hand was a horse fly ( so doc thinks ) , wouldnât believe a fly could do this if I hadnât seen it with my own eyesSounds more like a black widow.
Just be glad it wasnât a Black Horse fly, thatâll hit you where it really hurts, in your wallet.
The one that hit my screen today left its soul on there.
Last thing to go through its mind was its arras âŚiâlll get me coat
the nodding donkey:
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AHH havenât had a HHGTTG reference for many a year. Hope you have your dressing gown ready. 
And your towelâŚ