Fluffy killers in the night!

Those of you who travel the flatlands of East Anglia will know the bottleneck stretch of A11 two lane, between Barton Mills and Thetford. And if you don’t, it’s a narrow, notorious track which is often blocked by accidents involving trucks and caravans, caravans and caravans, impatient car drivers and caravans, and wildlife and caravans… you get the picture.

Now it’s only about eight miles long in total and I tend to use it quite a lot. Over the last ten days or so, I’ve been heading back to Norwich early mornings, and couldn’t help but notice the large numbers of deer, Muntjac and Roe, either standing on the roadside contemplating suicide, or grazing on the grass verges, before deciding to cross over to that greener patch on the other side. I mean, out of ten trips, on eight I have seen large fluffy animals very, very close to the road!

I got to thinking about the consequences of hitting widlife. (And yeah, of course I see the various carcasses dotting our highways as I travel around the country!) There doesn’t seem to be anything done to discourage wildlife from simply meandering across some of our busiest roads and highways.

It struck me that in this H&S obsessed country, that spends vast sums on average speed cameras and virtually nothing on a sensible road structure, that there has to be a case against the central/local authority, if for any reason you are disabled by an accident caused by wildlife. (That’s not serious by the way!)

I’ve never hit anything on the road myself, despite seeing the results of what a kangaroo can do to a Ford (and it’s driver) at 70mph, so I don’t have the experience to judge the effects. Have you? What was the result? Tell me your experiences, I’m interested.

Oh, and here’s a pic to cheer you up!

A perfect accompaniment to red wine
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H&S Notice

Roadkill health warning…

People who eat roadkill are confident about identifying how fresh a carcass is and if it is diseased or healthy.

They then cook the meat for a long time at a high temperature and say this ensures it is safe to eat.

There is a great deal of information on the internet about cooking and eating roadkill, however, as with other subjects on the internet, not all the information is necessarily reliable.

So before embarking upon a gastronomic roadkill adventure, be very sure you know what you’re doing!

Wheel Nut:
A perfect accompaniment to red wine
bbc.co.uk/insideout/content/ … ture.shtml

H&S Notice

Roadkill health warning…

People who eat roadkill are confident about identifying how fresh a carcass is and if it is diseased or healthy.

They then cook the meat for a long time at a high temperature and say this ensures it is safe to eat.

There is a great deal of information on the internet about cooking and eating roadkill, however, as with other subjects on the internet, not all the information is necessarily reliable.

So before embarking upon a gastronomic roadkill adventure, be very sure you know what you’re doing!

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One of these could be the answer to the problem. :laughing:

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oh deary me

Coming back from Thatcham a few weeks ago at 0130, got onto M4 and just after Reading Svs, saw an Artic with hazards on in middle lane, slowed down and approached slowly thinking some kind of accident only to find a small deer standing petrified in middle lane, it didnt want to move, other driver had called police and when i noticed blue lights approaching, slowly made my way off past it, seen plenty of the little buggers every night as i come off onto A12 to Chelmsford, like to sit and graze at side of road, always go slow past them in case they decided to cross the road, dont fancy explaining that one…

Try not to hit one of these then when they cross the roads
over here in GERMANY shown HERE
And they love running across the Autobahn

the A65 from skipton to kendall used to be bad for sheep. the road is pitch black and travelling along and sheep all over the place in the dark. :open_mouth:

Driving through southern British Columbia in a fully freighted Volvo VN one night when a bull elk being chased by a mountain lion decided to run in front of me.Very little left of the pair of them,or the front of my truck,just a nice repair bill of 10 grand.Moose are the ones to avoid,they will destroy most obstacles in their path,sure the other expats on this forum will concur.

Nothing wrong with eating roadkill, it just goes from one grille to the other grill :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

green456:
Nothing wrong with eating roadkill, it just goes from one grille to the other grill :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Class :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing: :grimacing:

Has to be said, we do get a different class of roadkill over here. Whitetail and Mule deer are quite a large animal and do a remarkable amount of damage, but as FTTM has said, Moose are liable to total anything. A full grown bull moose is fairly close to a tonne and they are awfully difficult to see at night. Black bears are sods, too. They run low to the ground so they tend to hit low. There are tales of then putting trucks on their sides, but even if you go over it then things tend to get torn off the truck.
We get wild pigs over here, Pete, but they keep away from people as a rule. There is a bounty on them and no bag limit… :sunglasses:

The ones you really want to avoid are these.
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Unless it is DOT purge week, then you aim for them…

BOB your little friend is as you said one definitely to stay away from

Wombats mate!

They’re really friendly, but daft. So that’s what you need to be on the look out for. Solid [zb]'ers…

Although, they’re randy little [zb]'ers as well! :laughing: :laughing:

brit pete:
Try not to hit one of these then when they cross the roads
over here in GERMANY shown HERE
And they love running across the Autobahn

also likes chasing squaddies about in the woods when we where out on exercise, spent many a nite on stag up a tree in the 80’s lol

My mother in-law hit a deer and it totaled her car. She was driving down the A43 towards Corby and a deer ran out in front of her, she tried to avoid it but she still hit it and it’s ■■■ end hit the front of her motor and pushed the engine down through to the ground. lucky for her, a lorry what was on the other side of the road managed to stop the truck and not hit her.

I was on that part of the A11 a couple of months ago, and a bat hit my windscreen, and ended up sitting on my wiper blade for around a mile or 2,

i was hoping he’d fly off when i got to the traffic lights, well, he did in a way, just not the way i’d hoped, while i was gently braking, he fell off,probably blinded from the flash on my camera, so i probably ran him over. Oh well!..

I’ve run over a penguin before. I’m not quite sure whether to be very proud of my rare road kill or very very ashamed. Also got an albino pheasant the other day stupid bird was on a mini roundabout first thing I saw was its eyes.

When i used to be a train driver Pheasant mating season resulted in massive carnage…they are the only bird that will fly towards the train…

On the line between Hereford and Worcester they used to flock onto the line 20 or 30 at a time…many a time i have wiped out 10-20 in one go…

DonutUK:
When i used to be a train driver Pheasant mating season resulted in massive carnage…they are the only bird that will fly towards the train…

On the line between Hereford and Worcester they used to flock onto the line 20 or 30 at a time…many a time i have wiped out 10-20 in one go…

I bet it was like going bowling :wink:

brit pete:
Try not to hit one of these then when they cross the roads
over here in GERMANY shown HERE
And they love running across the Autobahn

The good old Grunny pig!!! The amount of RTC’s I attended on the range roads out in Germany when I was in the RMP. They have been known to walk in front of a long wheel base Land Rover, write it off and walk away!!! :open_mouth: :open_mouth: :open_mouth: Which is why motorists are advised to take out wildlife cover with their car insurance.