First ever RDC

Who had it? Where was it? When did it open?

Don’t know, but if I had to guess I would say the Co-op, which had around 30% of the grocery market in the 1950s.

Co-op 1948.

If in the unlikely event that I ever go in one I will tell you all.
Full of ex SaS heroes and the like from what we hear, and all look and smell like an over full prison cell . Why would anyone want to go ?

3 wheeler:
Why would anyone want to go ?

Err… because it’s their job and they’re paid to deliver there the same as I am.

I know but can’t tell you. You see I was actually the first person to deliver there. I was 20 minutes late mind, because I’d held up storming the embassy which meant I was running late so that made me miss the herald. Lucky like. Anyway I digress. Once there I was on a bay and good knows what was going on but I ran out of time. The police came and chalked my wheels and closed off the entire rdc. The forklift driver was in tears when he was arrested. I told the police I was hungry so they drove me to nandos. I’m not a fan of spicy chicken so after a few frantic phonecalls the prime minister sent his car and driver to whisk me upto dundee because I’m a fan of the Chinese there. It was a 12 hour round trip but worth it. In the morning after my 11 hour break prince Charles picked me up in his ceremonial carriage and took me to Clarence house for a shower and a breakfast. Anyway mate must dash my Bluetooth is nearly dead and the agency well be ringing me soon. Did I tell you I’m on 26 quid an hour? Wouldn’t get out of bed for less. Laters driiiive.

bald bloke:

3 wheeler:
Why would anyone want to go ?

Err… because it’s their job and they’re paid to deliver there the same as I am.

I got there on opening day and managed to get tipped last night. Just waiting to get the paperwork back.