It looks like, finally, the lunatics have completely taken over.
On a site, loading some equipment.
H&S ■■■■■■ comes up. “What you doing drive?”
“Securing the load.”
H&S, “Not allowed to do that. Get down.”
“Say what?”
H&S, “Site rules. Not allowed to do that. Get down.”
Looks at him, looks at the load… “Sorry, mate… but are you taking the p1ss?”
H&S, “It’s called Working at Height and you need a permit to work. Get down.”
“Really? Tell you what mate, you go and write me a permit and then we’ll all be happy.”
H&S, “I must insist you get down or I’ll be forced to get my Boss!”
“Fine. See you when you get back.”
Obviously, the world is going to end, so he gets on his little radio and calls his Boss. While he’s doing that, I’m carrying on securing the load.
Boss turns up.
H&S b, “Get down Driver.”
“No.”
H&S b, “Pardon?”
“I said No, I won’t bloody get down… not until this load is secure to my satisfaction.”
H&S b, (to oppo) “Call security. I want this driver off site.”
Just as he says that, I finish and get down off the trailer and, because I’ve had enough of the stupid @@nt, go across to him…
"That excavator weighs about 30 tons. It’s MY responsibility to ensure that it’s secure on the trailer because, if anything happens, it’s MY licence and, God forbid, ME that ends up in prison.
The only way to get the chains in the right place is to get up there and actually put them in position; you can 't do that from the ground.
So this lorry moves when - AND ONLY WHEN – * I * am happy.
… and, as for your whining, pathetic ‘That’s working at height’ crap, I’d like to point out that that IS A LOW LOADER!"
I will leave it to Trucknet CSI to guess what happened after that!