DAFMAD:
Its so they haven’t got to keep ringing up asking where you are. Now you can ring them up and ask them where the hell you are.
The thing is, they do still ring you up,
Bonjour Malcolm, Ça va? Où êtes-vous?
"just outside Abbeville near the peage,
Merde! the Transics says you are still somewhere in the North Sea Quite a clever feat when you consider we only ever shipped Poole - Cherbourg or Dover - Calais 