Fighter jets follow Irish Truckers
Downing street officials have confirmed that they will take direct action on Irish Truckers if they persist on using the words‘on the wire’ and ‘bang’ in everyday chat on phones or CB’s. David Cameron spokes man Stan Still said that Scotland yard released 2 Typhoon fighter jets after a number of irish trucks after Secret Service Officers went into overdrive after intercept thousands of calls
Scotland yard said that the ■■■■ themselves after hearing Richard Wilson talking about Jimmy Hanna. He said that Jimmy was the brave hoor for driving into London with the wire on and if he was caught on the bang he wouldn’t see day light for years to come."
Scotland yard said that the MI5 followed This irish truck from Carlisle and was getting ready to move in on it at Keele services when other officers that was listening to drivers coming from Holyhead port talking about " pulling the fuse" before heading into “London village”
Trucker David Boyle said “i was driving along the M6 motorway picking my nose and chatting to Paul Kernan on the phone when out of no where this big ■■■■■■ of a jet went flying past me and did a handbrake turn and came back up the motorway the wrong way at me”
He continued “next thing there was cars with blue lights pulling me of the road with ■■■■■■■ with guns all over the place” police officer Doug Hole said they acted after they heard David say that he had " a buggy I can’t get down
MI5 have asked the Vosa to help. Vosa said that from Monday 18th March they will be asking drivers to swap from saying like “on the bang” to saying things like " having a coffee on the go" they have also confirmed they have cracked down on the word ‘wire’ by using on-foot volunteers on sailing from Ireland to main land uk telling drivers they hear using that word to tone it down a bit. Volunteer Dave from Stafford Vosa admits it’s a thankless task:
“I’ve had three slaps already. Just this morning I heard John Haughey say “that ■■■■ wouldnt pull the fuse on that plant” when i walked over to him he said he would drive his supers up my hole if i didn’t ■■■■ off. I than asked Christopher Blaney to perhaps think about using a different word and he gave me a mouthful and a dig across the jaw. It’s not worth it. Scotland yard need to be more tolerant to Irish ways of trucking.
MI5 said that these Irish lads have “no ■■■■■■■ fear” after he pulled Brendan Mcelroy for saying " time for a bit of banging mucker". We had 6 heavy armed officers pull him,
Brendan said “I told them wannabe cops to ■■■■ off with their big fancy guns, where I come from when we take our guns out we ■■■■■■■ use them mucker”
Irish Road Haulage Association said " them ■■■■■■■ over there needs to settle the head a bit
very good
