BBC news: Tarmac lorry sheds its load on motorway.
Isn’t that what’s suppose to happen?
BBC News: Tarmac lorry sheds its load on M3.
That’s the equivalent of a stock market crash for ■■■■■■.
Something quite amazing happened earlier, something miraculous and biblical.
I was at the supermarket and saw a woman reverse her car into a parking space without hitting anything. There were shouts of “Praise the lord!” And “Hallelujah!” as she got out the car.
Well, when I say car - it was a Fiat 500.
And when I say parking space - it was the lorry loading bay.
But still - Pretty. ■■■■■■■. Amazing.
Paddy and Mick are waiting at a bus stop when a lorry load of turf drives by.
Mick said “I’m going to do dat when I win the lottery”
“whats dat den?” asks paddy
“send me lawn away to be cut…”
I was driving my lorry on a motorway slip road and trying to beat the traffic lights on the roundabout at the end. Anyway I was going too fast as I got to the roundabout, I tried my best to correct it but to no avail. The whole wagon went over on it’s side.
Luckily no one was hurt and when the police finally arrived the young copper looked at my capsized truck and said “Well… Fallen over has it?”
I replied “No officer, it does it all the time, it just wants a belly rub.”.