This is not a wind up.
Today whilst having a break at the services on the southbound side of the M61,can’t remember what the new name is.
Anyway I was putting stuff away in the fridge and that, and I noticed a car passing the front of my cab,moving very slowly.
I thought it was going to be someone trying to sell knives or whatever.
But no.
It was being driven by a morbidly obese woman wearing only leggings and a bra.
And she was looking up at me!
I thought WTF!
So I sat back down in the passenger seat and carried on drinking my tea.
Looked to my left, and she was there, still looking at me,no,staring at me whilst playing with her bra.
I didn’t know whether to look or not( this is NOT an ■■■■■■ story by the way)
Any way I kept glancing over,I didn’t want to look too much and give her the impression that I was interested.
Anyway,she must of got fed up and moved off, or so I thought.
She came back.
Only this time she went up a gear, this time the bra went down, and she started to play with her self.
It was funny and disgusting at the same time.
Next thing, she had a t shirt on and got out for a walk around the car.
And the next thing, off she went down the slip road and away.
She looked like she hasn’t seen soap for a long time.
She MUST have mental problems by the look of her.
The car was one of those early diahatso things that that used to be an Astra.
Anyone else seen her, if not watch out.
All this took place in broad daylight at about 2pm.
So weird.
This didnt happen did it…
Sounds just like a standard saturday afternoon in Kings Cross after the football 
this thread is useless with out pictures 
Very similar, but the car was a Vauxhall Meriva and the minger was in the passenger seat not driving.
Just playing with her breasts, this was on the M60 between the Princess Parkway and Trafford Park, and then I caught them up again (because I was trying hard to…) at the big roundabout where Bowlers and Westinghouse Road is.
Birchall services? Rivington? Was it a Daewoo Nexia?
Hey, thats my wifes car, wtf ■■?
Phantom Mark:
Hey, thats my wifes car, wtf ■■?
Someone called your wife a fat minger 
Tarrman:
Phantom Mark:
Hey, thats my wifes car, wtf ■■?Someone called your wife a fat minger
Deck him one!
Did you not offer her hand relief? Not particularly sporting of you old chap.
Tarrman:
Birchall services? Rivington? Was it a Daewoo Nexia?
Yes spot on.
Why did you see her?
ROADRANGER:
Tarrman:
Birchall services? Rivington? Was it a Daewoo Nexia?Yes spot on.
Why did you see her?
It’s his other half 
ROADRANGER:
Tarrman:
Birchall services? Rivington? Was it a Daewoo Nexia?Yes spot on.
Why did you see her?
Haha no I didn’t and it was nothing to do with me lol, just know me cars.
And I’ve stopped at that services a few times on the way up to Blackpool when going an alternative route (instead of the M6), the inlaws used to live up there.
You should if at least got a few cheeky snaps of the offender on your phone 
So I’m guessing she had very big burger nips as most chubby birds do
did she look like this ?
ROADRANGER:
This is not a wind up.
Today whilst having a break at the services on the southbound side of the M61,can’t remember what the new name is.
Anyway I was putting stuff away in the fridge and that, and I noticed a car passing the front of my cab,moving very slowly.
I thought it was going to be someone trying to sell knives or whatever.
But no.
It was being driven by a morbidly obese woman wearing only leggings and a bra.
And she was looking up at me!
I thought WTF!
So I sat back down in the passenger seat and carried on drinking my tea.
Looked to my left, and she was there, still looking at me,no,staring at me whilst playing with her bra.
I didn’t know whether to look or not( this is NOT an ■■■■■■ story by the way)
Any way I kept glancing over,I didn’t want to look too much and give her the impression that I was interested.
Anyway,she must of got fed up and moved off, or so I thought.
She came back.
Only this time she went up a gear, this time the bra went down, and she started to play with her self.
It was funny and disgusting at the same time.
Next thing, she had a t shirt on and got out for a walk around the car.
And the next thing, off she went down the slip road and away.
She looked like she hasn’t seen soap for a long time.
She MUST have mental problems by the look of her.
The car was one of those early diahatso things that that used to be an Astra.
Anyone else seen her, if not watch out.
All this took place in broad daylight at about 2pm.
So weird.
Go on admit it, you are the new manager of Rivington Services aren’t you? trying to drum up some trade!
I did have my phone set to camera, but I daren’t take her picture given that she was staring at me in what I imagine she thought was an alluring manner.
And she wasn’t as big as the cake scoffing munter!
I am scared for life now was you in a Scania by any chance ? If so I’ll have to keep clear of that services 