It was late at night in a rural area of France,in the Rennes/Nantes area,i was driving along and saw a figure standing at the side of the road,a naked bloke,wearing only wellington boots,and chocking the monkey.
Chocking his monkey sounds painful
And in the same area,i saw a pair of wellies in the road near the Flying Sausage restaurant,a farmer had been knocked down and killed,after milking his cows,poor old duffer,i saw the body,and no police had arrived yet.