"The greatest trick the devil played was convincing the world he didn’t exist "
Taken from the film usual suspects .
And thats the second time today that i typed that line … WTF… 
we are in the ■■■■ killing buisnes n boy buisnes is booming
Soldier z:
“My General would like to discuss surrender terms”
“Tell him to go to hell”
“I’m sorry we have the facilities to take you all prisoner”
Para to bemused German A Bridge to far.“I love the smell of napalm in the morning smells like …victory”
“I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!”
“If you build it, they will come.”
FTFY 
My name is Arthur, I race cars and I fondle women, I am my own boss and I have most weekends off.
“Hobson, run me a bath” , certainly Sir, and would you like me to wash your ■■■■ for you you little ■■■■?
Ah Gloria, it is indeed a pleasure to meet you, and may I say you have a marvellous economy with words. I look forward to your next syllable with great expectation.
where`s your fackin tool
commonrail:
where`s your fackin tool
Wot fackin tool ■■?
It is ok I have sorted desert out 
Joycey:
commonrail:
where`s your fackin toolWot fackin tool ■■?
this fackin tool
“hey I gave up the cigarettes!”
“really that’s great!”
“yeah I’m strictly on cigars now!!”
commonrail:
Joycey:
commonrail:
where`s your fackin toolWot fackin tool ■■?
this fackin tool
Epic
“That’s not a knife… THAT’s a knife.” is one of the most memorable quotes of the 1986 movie Crocodile Dundee.
Joycey:
commonrail:
Joycey:
commonrail:
where`s your fackin toolWot fackin tool ■■?
this fackin tool
Epic
I fackin love you gumbo…
Brilliant Film !!!
Lee Marvin as Fardan in the film The Professionals.
Grant calls Fardan a batad, to which Fardan retorts: “Yes, sir, in my case an accident of birth. But you, sir, you are a self-made man.” The professionals follow the departing carriage to Mexico.
Hang on a minute lads,I’ve got a great idea…err
(role credits)
yippie kay yay mother-*ucker
I’m currently watching the greatest Christmas movie ever…Die Hard. \0/
Another one of my favourites… " Your a big man but your in bad shape, with me its a full time job, now behave yourself "
( Get Carter the 1971 proper version. )
“THE LONGEST DAY” Richard Burton right at the end when wounded having his leg safety pinned together asks the young medic “I wonder who won”
Frankenstein: “Igor, can you help me with the bags?”
Igor: “Certainly. You take the blonde and I’ll take the one in the turban!” 
Young Frankenstein. One of my favourite films.
Barry from Dinner for Schmucks
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Unless you don’t have any water or sugar. And then you just eat the lemons, and the rind will give you diarrhea.
Vincent Van Gogh. Everyone said to him, “You can’t be a great painter, you only have one ear.” And you know what he said? “I can’t hear you.”
So dare to dream. Dream your wildest dreams. You can climb the highest mountain. You can drown in a teacup, if you find a big enough teacup. And if somebody tells you that you can’t do something, you say, 'Yes, I can. ‘Cause I’m doing it right now!’
What the ■■■■ was that?
Titanic