“I don’t wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I ■■■■ in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”
One of the many French insults towards King Arthur in Monty Python & the Holy Grail
“Quite an experience to live in fear, isn’t it? That’s what it is to be a slave.”
" I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time… like tears in rain… Time to die."
“If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain’t the kinda ■■■■■ to drink it.”
It’s hard to eat corn on the cob with no [zb] teeth.
Get busy living or get busy dying.
There’s only two types of ■■■■■■■■, that’s ■■■■■■■■ and sweeet ■■■■■■■■.
Your ■■■ is like 120 pounds of chewed bubblegum private Pyle.
Here’s johnny!
I see dead people
we steal cars and rob post offices, so what the ■■■■ do we know about antiques
Hi all.Suedhead.As to you remark about ‘famous lines’ not requiring the film title, i for one have not seen all the films in the history of cinema so really do not know ALL of the ‘famous’ lines and from which film they come.
Remember in the 70s and 80s we were away for long periods and had less access to films on the road.
So in MY case it would be nice to know which film the lines come from.Mike
hutpik:
Hi all.Suedhead.As to you remark about ‘famous lines’ not requiring the film title, i for one have not seen all the films in the history of cinema so really do not know ALL of the ‘famous’ lines and from which film they come.
Remember in the 70s and 80s we were away for long periods and had less access to films on the road.
So in MY case it would be nice to know which film the lines come from.Mike
+1
Same here!! 
your dog ■■■■ to me at lot can happen to dog ■■■■ is can be scraped up in the street or it can be stepped on
go ahead punk make my day … both dirty harry
dont be alarmed were negros … bad boys
yippiecai ay ■■■■■■■■■■■■/ now i have a machine gun ho ho ho … die hard
“There there Taggart, its just a man and his horse being hung” - Blazing Saddles
“How many times have i told you to wash your hands after weekly cross burning” - Blazing Saddles
“And there I was, being called out by a 10 year old kid, well, I threw down my guns and turned around…the little ■■■■■■■ shot me in the ■■■” - Blazing Saddles
“What you doing ?”…“Sitting round, drinking wine and eating cheese” - Conversation between Kelly and Oddball - Kellys heroes
“Wheres the safest place we know…the Winchester” - Shaun of the Dead
limeyphil:
Don’t tell him your name, Pike.
FTFY 
i need your clothes,your boots and your motorcycle
‘There is no way,NO WAY that you have come from my loins.When I get home,I’m gonna smack your Mama in the mouth’. Sheriff Buford T Justice.
From the film ‘Battle Of Britain’
Baron Von Richter, the German Ambassador to Switzerland- ‘David, we are not asking for anything. Europe is ours, we can walk into Britain whenever we like’.
Sir David Kelly, British Ambassador in Bern, Switzerland: ‘If you think we’re going to gamble on Herr Hitler’s guarantees, you’re making a grave mistake. All those years in England seems to have left you none the wiser. We’re not easily frightened. Also we know how hard it is for an army to cross the Channel. The last little Corporal who tried came a cropper. So don’t threaten or dictate to us until you’re marching up Whitehall… and even then we won’t listen’.
Twoninety88:
From the film ‘Battle Of Britain’Baron Von Richter, the German Ambassador to Switzerland- ‘David, we are not asking for anything. Europe is ours, we can walk into Britain whenever we like’.
Sir David Kelly, British Ambassador in Bern, Switzerland: ‘If you think we’re going to gamble on Herr Hitler’s guarantees, you’re making a grave mistake. All those years in England seems to have left you none the wiser. We’re not easily frightened. Also we know how hard it is for an army to cross the Channel. The last little Corporal who tried came a cropper. So don’t threaten or dictate to us until you’re marching up Whitehall… and even then we won’t listen’.
And…
Goering to one of his minions: “Is there anything I can get you?” “Yes Herr general, I’d like a squadron of Spitfires.”
Another:
“We’ve got to get this woman to a hospital”.
“What is it?”
“It’s a big building with patients in it, but that’s not important right now.”
Leslie Nielsen/Airplane.
Ken.
Fistfull of dollars…“My mule dont like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you``re laughing at him. Now if you all apologise...like I know youre gonna…”
Good bad and the Ugly… Theres two types of people in this world. Those with a gun and those with a spade.... Get diggin"
In fact just about all of Clints films…classic. Especially the spaghettis.
theres only one thing to say lads, its been emotional.
Mama always said there’s an awful lot you can tell about a person by their shoes 
“My General would like to discuss surrender terms”
“Tell him to go to hell”
“I’m sorry we have the facilities to take you all prisoner”
Para to bemused German A Bridge to far.
“I love the smell of napalm in the morning smells like …victory”
“I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse.”
“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!”
“If you build it, he will come.”
“That’s not a knife, that’s a knife.”
And when Mick Dundee tells his Aboriginee friend to look after the American prisoners then says “and don’t eat them”. 
Crocodile Dundee.
tango boy:
some of my favorites, youre only supposed to blow the doors off, italian job. bull dog is ■■■■■, convoy. i feel the need the need for speed aw, top gun. hes dumb but a loverbull [zb], smokey and the bandit. just a few of mine, youres■■?
ok whats this from countrys gone tur hell