Famous Last Words

I wonder what this button does?

I wonder how fast this car can go?

Oh come on, whats the worst that can happen?

Dont be stupid. They’ll never be able to hit us from that dist…

Oh come on. Dont tell me you’re afraid of a few indians?

Nah, I dont need a hospital

Nice doggy

Is that gun loaded?

Dont worry, I know what im doing. Ive seen a youtube video

No, this window is fine to lean on

Its ok, when it beeps, you always get a few minutes to stand clear

Aw look, a baby bear cub. I wonder where its parents are?

Pah, health and safety my arse. I know what im doing

Hold my beer and watch this…

W.C. Fields on his deathbed in 1946, was asked why he was flicking through the bible. His response - “I`m looking for loopholes”.

The Sarge:
Hold my beer and watch this…

Been known too say that when I was younger lol

“What the F*** was that”
Mayor of Hiroshima