This dopey old git did his car up like an ambulance ! What was he thinking 
perhaps he’s a “shambulance man” . 
He probably watched top gear the other week when they made ambulance’s and got the idea off that. 
I thought it was an Ambwilans in Wales ■■ 
dreamlands2001:
He probably watched top gear the other week when they made ambulance’s and got the idea off that.
Including the patient ejection canon?
was hoping the thread would be similar to fake taxi
What’s the point of a DRIVING BAN FFS He didn’t even have a licence and aw he’s suffered a heart attack and had to arrive in a wheel chair … Tough I hope he gets a long frigging time in the cells.
nick2008:
What’s the point of a DRIVING BAN FFS He didn’t even have a licence and aw he’s suffered a heart attack and had to arrive in a wheel chair … Tough I hope he gets a long frigging time in the cells.
Probably thinks he’s a politician or one of them ‘celebs’ now. You know the sort of thing " I’ll make out I’m on me death bed, then they’ll feel sorry for me and let me off." 
Just a logical extension of “agency driver’s limp”, surely?